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I am going to cracked.com to learn how to become a comedian, that is my true passion in life, Im not interested in learning about girls right now, and i already earned my inheritance for having sex with Nicola, so i don't need this site anymore . Im sorry if you guys taught i was a troll, i...

^^^^^ listen to this guy, i can't give you good advice, since i suck with girls. *sad and still crying from the Am I Ugly? thread*

Yes! Hairy is beautiful! Check out miss Afghanistan! http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Hairy-Bush-115.jpg

I gave her a 3 because she shaves! Girls need to let their body hair grow, thats naturally beautiful. I think i might marry a girl from Asia, they don't shave and their bodies are just the way god made them

Your the only one who is laughing at this. At least we know some AFC songs that need to be avoided. Azudragon wrote: It maybe sound silly, but its inspirational. In a revolution, little things turn into bigger things, than everybody wants a piece. I actually wrote a song that day after...

Are you talking about me? Im a sky drake.

Don't do it! Bro's before ho's ,thats what the bully that picks on me, Clyde said when i double crossed him when i started talked to girls during school. He said i shouldn't because im not allowed to talk to girls because im not "capable of reproducing,". After he caught me, he made me write "...

Do you really think the being adorable and nice is sad? Women love it when guys are nice, they are called Gentleman

Have Rockstar by n.E.R.D blaring! If i was in your shoes, i would do that! It makes you look cool in front of the honeys!

Muahahahaha! I remember 6 years ago, i took the bus to the other side of town,and for several weeks i took paparazzi style pictures of the cutest girl of the whole school, but on the last night i did, she caught me by her window taking a picture of her playing Ape Escape on PlayStation because i...

What about http Self Control by Laura Branigan? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IyAGpooGko AND What What (in the butt) - samwell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=related south Park version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napyhGiC00A I said what what, in the butt? I said...

You don't, you shouldn't take advantage of their emotions like that when their vulnerability for affection is at its highest. Let them enjoy their moment, the time when true love and dreams comes true. Its like a girl taking advantage of you on your friends birthday when your horniest is at its...

its 5% reading and 95 % testing out you game

Ive been rejected about 676 times! Are you saying if i work in my looks i might see success? Azu Dragon was right, i should start Proactiv for my face acne so i wont look a dehydrated vag!na anymore. Maybe the cool kids will stop calling me Mangina all the time, especially Clyde, he thinks his...

I wish i could get his autograph, but his a celebrity and is very hard to get ahold of. You can't go into the training centers and gyms were he trains at, without the official headband, and i havent earn my yet. I might get one of my friends to get his autograph, but his a player and always...

I have said it many times! I am not a troll! Just because i have a hunchback does not make me a troll! If you want to call me a creature, call me a sky drake, or a treant, they are the ones that protect the forests! Trolls live under bridges, and i don't live under a bridge!

You should be a abstinence ambassador! Sex is way overrated anyways according to my ex girlfriend and my mom. And my mom is always right.

I am Damascus, a mensa member , the smartest kid that ever lived, and all the advice i give is from personal experience, and from the cool kids at my school. You guys are a bunch of meanies. Ive seen what you guys have said to Guy in Need. horrible This is...

Don't Call Him A Walking Lady Part! He Has Feelings Too Mr. I Get All The Girls! RESPECT! GuyinNeed stand up for yourself. i can't defend your honor all the time.

No, he needs to tell her he loves her. That's how i got my ex back. I serenaded her, talk is cheap so i took her to the mall and bought her tons of gifts, took her to amusment parks, bought her a car, paid her hosebills for two months, drove her to her new boyfreinds house to show her that i...