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Week 38 Update (I HAVE SEX, thank you God!) This is for being to lazy to come over last week I say and smack vacation girl’s naked ass. I’ve always enjoyed spanking girls, but it was her request that I give her a reason for each spanking I give her. She seems to love it. There is no way...

Week 37 Update (Can't Seal the Deal) Vacation girl’s friend sticks her entire body out the sunroof of my car and screams at the top of her lungs. I wonder what will happen if a cop sees her sticking out of my car and pulls me over. Her friend pulls herself back in the car and is telling me...

Week 36 Update (Vacation Girl Sex Part II) I’m out on a boat watching the chick I met on vacation kiss one of her girl friends. Her friend sucks on her tongue as she pulls away. I wonder if she is a better kisser then me. Vacation girl has been drinking all day and is pretty much wasted. It...

Week 35 Update (So Frustrated and Having Fun) Oneitis: No contact. My friend hung out with her. He mentioned me. She said I was an *******, but wouldn’t tell him why. I got a sick feeling in my stomach when he said that. He tells me that her druggy boyfriend is sleeping over there almost...

Week 34 Update (Confusion) Was it all luck? No I guess not. If I was the same person I was 34 weeks ago in the same situation nothing would have happened. I would have just stood in the club not talking to anyone... or wait I wouldn't be at the club I would be playing computer games with my...

Week 33 Update (I have sex on vacation... sort of) I don’t think I talked to this girl for more then 15 minutes. Then I just leaned in and kissed her right in front of her friend. Luckily for me her friend seemed to be preoccupied with another guy. I had approached her earlier. Your...

Week 31 Update (I hate the friendzone) I try and play it cool and avoid contacting Oneitis. Two days before our trip she text messages me. I text back that I can’t talk because I am at a comedy club. I can’t believe that I am actually doing something cool when she tried to get in touch with...

Week 30 Update (Back at the Bars) I call Oneitis and she doesn’t return my call. I email her. Before we went out last week I made plans to go on a trip to the city this upcoming weekend. She writes back that we are still on. I write back for her to call me if she is bored. She doesn’t. I...

Week 29 Update (Second Kiss) I’m on the dance floor with Oneitis grinding front to back. We were grinding front to front but I decided to switch it up. I don’t understand why, but it always seems easier with a girl if I repeatedly back off and then try to go even further then before. She...

Week 28 (First Kiss) I don’t really understand how it happened, but Oneitis and I are dancing cheek to cheek. She just moved in and pressed her entire body up against mine. I’m breathing directly on her ear. I’m sweating so much. Beads of sweat are on my forehead, I wipe them away when I...

Week 27 update (Oneitis slipping away) Oh god it has been over 6 months and I still have not gotten with anyone. On Sunday I start making a mixed CD for Oneitis. I will give it to her as a present when we go out on Thursday. On Monday I call Oneitis. I ask her out on Thursday. She...

Week 26 update (Oneitis come out with friends) I’m not going to go into the details of why I would bring Oneitis out with my friends and taint the one good thing I have, but here is what happened. Bringing a girl to a bar is not a good idea if you are an AFC. I learned this the hard way. The...

Week 25 update (drunk) I probably still drunk right now. So this may not make sense 100%. My female wing is going to get a dog. We are at the pet store and we are watching the dog walk around the store floor. Look how timid he is, he is just like you, she says to me. I look at this tiny...

I just called her. We talked for about 5 minutes. She was at some family party. I asked her how her weekend went. I told her how mine went. She said she would like to hang out with my friends this weekend and that she had already called one of them who she also knows. Then she told me...

Week 24 Update (Oneitis is single and I am screwed) Here I am at a bar watching college basketball and right next to me are these two really pretty girls. I am scared to talk to them, but after watching them out of the corner of my eye and pretending to be really into the game I finally try...

Week 23 update (You have a kid?) I think I am at week 23. I am not really sure. I continue to be stuck. I wait all week for the weekend then when it comes I just stand there afraid to approach girls. For some reason I am more timid now then when I first started going to the bars. The one...

Week 19 Update (Stuck) There was really only one time this week where I had a chance to meet women. It was at a bar we went to. Right away I noticed that there was almost two guys for every girl. I tried to get my friends to change the bar, but they didn’t want to. I wonder if this bar...

I can't remember faces. I met a girl last weekend who I was attracted to and I am almost sure that she will be back at the same bar this weekend too. The problem is I can't for the life of me remember what she looks like. All I remember is that she had dirty blond hair and an eyebrow...

Week 18 Update (I love Oneitis) I did so good not calling Oneitis. I even blew her off for the karaoke plans we had (week 13). I wanted to call her so bad, and I would think about it all the time. Finally 4 weeks later she emails me and asks me to meet her for dinner for Wednesday. During...

Week 17 Update (Going nowhere fast) My favorite part of The Game was when Mystery stole Scott Baio's girlfriend. The Paris Hilton part was good too. I'll have to buy The Cube sometime. My new friend's ex came out again. She looked so hot. She had a short black skirt on with tall boots...