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Oh...My....God This guy was also the first "expert" I latched on to until I realized he has no clue what he's talking about.

I'm 35. Like any red-blooded male, I do like to look at the hot 18-year olds. But there are two (for the most part) truths: 1. You and her will have nothing in common. Go ahead -- tell her about your collection of 45 RPM singles you used to have...watch her look at you like you're from Mars...

That line is great, isn't it? I was seeing a girl for about a month. All of a sudden she emails me: "I'm not quite ready for a romantic relationship right now. Please don't be angry, because you're such a great guy." After I was done laughin', I just emailed: "That's too bad. It was fun...

I've done this many times here in Toronto with several outfits. I have only had mixed success so far. It's worthwhile if only because it gives you a chance to hone your skills. But don't expect too much. For the record, I've never not had at least one match. Usually I will come away with 2 or...

Some people enjoy solving problems in their spare time. Whether it's an academic problem or a real-world problem, it can be a kick for some people. It's been said that every problem has a solution. I don't necessarily agree, but that's open for debate. My point: you can treat trying to DJ...

Did ya ever notice that hard-core feminists are women you wouldn't want to fvck anyway?

A guy I know dropped dead of an anyeurism this weekend. He was in his early 30's, in (seemingly) good health, and had everything going for him. And now he's dead. Keeled over and expired. Just like that. He wasn't a close friend. But when something like that happens it really makes you...

Re: I like both... So I'm not the only one who likes Drakkar. It's the only scent I use, and I've been complimented on it as well. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.

scent, aroma, essence are all good ones. But I'd have to wonder about a chick whose main perception is based on smell. Good luck getting her to swallow.

I agree with everything said in the previous posts. Oprah should really just eat some more ice cream and shut the fvck up. But I think a distinction needs to be made in order for us guys to understand our adversaries in the coming war (oh, yes, war is inevitable -- and not just in Iraq!)...

90 is the optimal age. By the time you decide to get divorced, it won't matter anymore. 'Till death do us part' becomes much less of a promise.

It's a good idea, but there's a 50-50 chance she'll show up with friends. Not exactly an intimate date. Unless you know how to set up an orgy.

If a chick is into that kind of thing, why not take her? What I'm hearing here is that some of you guys are afraid of others hitting on your girl. Yes, it will happen. If you don't like the club scene, that's fine -- it's more of a nuisance than anything else. But if you do like the clubs...

Just for you, Wheelin&Dealin: "Didn't I see you hanging out at East Hastings & Cambie Rd last night?"

Don't forget the mirrors on the ceiling and the video equipment (you'll also need an internet porn release form).

Re: SS:ing someone that likes to dance As far as your elicitation of values goes, doing it this way will make her think you're interrogating her: Your first question is sound. What you have to do next is to listen to the reply and go on from there. If you ask her what she likes about...

A prayer Our Player, in pick-up heaven, Hallowed be thy game Thy conquest cums Thou pick'st her pubes out of thy gums, Then leave to get a burrito at 7-11. Amen.

...UNLESS it's to stop someone from whacking you. Then it's okay.

I always got a kick out of Cosmo when my ex used to buy it. It's the perfect guide to know what young women are thinking. Although, I just used to look at the pictures. Niiiiiiice. Gives Maxim a run for it's money.

I like it. I think I'll go out and roll the D.I.C.E.