"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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    Haha. Funny. You would lose your eyesight if you tried, little boy.
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    Thinking about my lifetime of extreme underachieving with women

    How exactly do you have to manipulate them? Be as detailed as possible. Are you sure this is necessary?
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    Thinking about my lifetime of extreme underachieving with women

    Wrong. You can't just wish your way to success. You have to have something tangible they want.
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    Been kind of talking to this stripper

    Why did he delete his posts? I thought it was stupid too, but nobody cares what I think. You can't write a 5 page post, then just delete it. Hey, but at least he got to go go-kart racing after 20% of a handjob!
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    It looks like what you did with the pictures is mostly just fill my cheeks out. Is that correct? And this brings me back to thinking about getting facial fillers, which I am definitely willing to do. Also highly considering a nose job.
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    Thanks
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    Getting discouraged

    Where can I find these? I'd love to see someone else with proof. Can you name the titles of a few threads I should look at.
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    Tinder date in the works

    I see your point, but the "boring conversation" thing has been a sticking point of mine ever since I learned how to talk 3 weeks ago.
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    Tinder date in the works

    Now I know she hasn't shown up yet, but I already have a match that is interested enough to text me upon request. My concerns: My vehicle is a POS. Old pickup with no a/c. I'm not a successful house flipper yet. I don't make an impressive amount per year at the moment. I doubt she will Google...
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    Funny cause I'm tougher than you'll ever be. Show us your hot babes. PS: Your post is an example of the level of stupidity that permeates this forum at times. And people wonder why I don't listen to most of what people tell me. Plus, I can't grow a full beard. Why the **** would I want to...
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    Okay. I didn't get the PM yet.
  12. R

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    Actually I decided to go with blue but still metallic. Please show me pictures of all your hot babes.
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    Glass boy is nothing but a sh1t talking wimp who wishes he was a tough guy.
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    So after I post my best 3 pics on several dating sites, what should my profile be?
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    Lol. I've noticed that the score at 7 votes doesn't always reflect the final score. I've gotten my hopes up in the past.
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    This is my next best, at 57%.
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    Well damn. I guess the same pic can score very differently at different times of day.
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    This one got me a 65%. My best score yet. What changes did you make? Just edit the mouth?
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    Studying Speed Seduction>> ROSS JEFFERIES>> Incredible Connection Pattern

    Here's a link to a YouTube video, and there's plenty of others. I am not saying it works or doesn't. My guess would be that it doesn't. But I'm really questioning your skills of using the Internet and Google because I found it in 2 seconds.
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    I'm trying to get it from the photographer.
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