"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. R

    19yo from SA for free

    Preselection. One of the 2 main attraction switches in girls brains, according to Erik Von Marcovik aka "Mystery." The other one being "leader of men."
  2. R

    Any experienced sosuaves tell me what was wrong with this woman

    I think that every PERSON (male or female) gets damaged as they get years under their belt. The girl I hung out with today was 19 years old. She wasn't damaged that I could tell, but who knows what she will be like in 15 years.
  3. R

    19yo from SA for free

    It would probably significantly improve my reputation, assuming the girl was good. But like I said, she can't get away from her parents very often.
  4. R

    19yo from SA for free

    What did I complain about? She can't sneak away from her parents every day.
  5. R

    Winghouse girl from SA...

    This took place about 3 days ago. Basically, a couple weeks ago, I had the idea to search Seeking Arrangement for the keywords "Hooters" and "Winghouse" and I got to messaging a few of the girls. I finally got one of them over the other day. She was really nervous to come over. She doesn't do...
  6. R

    19yo from SA for free

    This girl came over today. She took a double shot of tequilla when she got here. I was messaging her on WhatsApp before and I'm usually pretty direct on messages. I told her earlier today that she has to be topless in order to take a shot lol, and then I added that she has to be wearing only...
  7. R

    Any experienced sosuaves tell me what was wrong with this woman

    I guess you've got it all figured out then.
  8. R

    Any experienced sosuaves tell me what was wrong with this woman

    I still think they're all crazy. I've been to the State Mental Hospital. It takes a lot to convince me that someone is "crazy."
  9. R

    Any experienced sosuaves tell me what was wrong with this woman

    See? It's what they want. I don't make this sh1t up.
  10. R

    Four traits of weak ass beta males

    Little known fact... Everyone on SoSuave.net is the ultimate alpha male and the epitome of evolution.
  11. R

    Talked to an attorney today

    The more custody you have, the less you have to pay.
  12. R

    Most prettiest girl I've "dated"--->> Please help I dont want to screw this up

    This kind of rage is how EVERY relationship with a girl will end. Any 2 people are bound to step on each other's toes given enough time, unless one of them is a masochist.
  13. R

    Game's about d1ck size & performance

    Some people are just so ALPHA that they have to vandalize cars.
  14. R

    Conditioning bitches

    Science books. Piece it together yourself.
  15. R

    High Value men of improvement: bars and coffee shops

    Except that I do. Btw, not that I really care, but who the fvck are you? Did you just join recently and now think that you know me? I'm just going to block you because you're an idiot.
  16. R

    Game's about d1ck size & performance

    It probably just depends where you take it and where you park it. There's a major street in downtown Orlando called Church Street with exotic cars parked there all the time. Lots of lights and cameras around. Plus, insurance covers vandalism and you bet your a$$ I would press charges if I...
  17. R

    Conditioning bitches

    Literally, to reproduce. As is the purpose of a bacteria's life. Because I know about science and evolution. Do chimpanzees have an afterlife? What about lizards or fungi? We share most of our DNA with even very distant species.
  18. R

    Conditioning bitches

    In my opinion, it has. Any belief in an afterlife is just a wish.
  19. R

    Conditioning bitches

    Maybe the experience of life on Earth is different for different people. A multimillionaire playboy who fvcks supermodels every day might consider it heaven. A person who became a quadriplegic and spent his entire life in a wheelchair needing constant care paralyzed from neck down might...
  20. R

    Conditioning bitches

    Which you don't do. You're just delusional or you talk to retarded girls.
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