Caught Buddies Live-IN-GF on Bumble

[Solomon]

So, I was browsing Bumble while taking a squat and came across my buddy’s girlfriend profile, who he currently lives with.

I know the profile is still active because she recently changed her hairstyle, and the pictures are new. (He posts her on IG all the time)

I immediately took a screenshot and sent it to my buddy. His response? “Well, it could be an old profile. I mean, I met her on Bumble too.”

Mind you, they moved in together after only TWO MONTHS of dating.

Now, I’m not trying to convince him to break up with her. I simply sent him the screenshot to give him a heads-up. What he does with that information is entirely up to him.

However, you’d be surprised how many of my buddies have girlfriends who still have profiles on dating apps.

The worst situation involved my best friend’s ex-wife, who kept trying to match with me. My suspicion is that she wanted revenge sex to make him jealous. I kept blocking her because I wanted absolutely NO PARTS of that drama.

At this point, I’m starting to think I’ve stumbled into a secret witness protection program for people in relationships who still want to act single.

Anyone else ever dealt with something like this?

 

[Gamisch]

The woman that pushed me towards the manosphere came back after I did the " show- no contact "; I coincidentally did everything right by stumbling on a hotter and younger woman.

After a few years she contacted me out of the blue with the following message; " I want you to impregnate me". So..I had nothing going on so my silly azz went along with. ( bitchazz move 1) BUT, she continued and said " you mind if I stay on tinder ".

I said "hell no if you wanna roll with me its exclusively me alone" ( bitchazz move 2 ,feeling like I did something. ).

Needless to say it went absolutely nowhere and its still embarrassing how it all ended...

But the moral of the story is that I REFUSED to listen to what she was saying when she mentiod Tinder . What she REALLY said was; I'm on this female real life pronhub and im addicted to the rush of meeting new toptier men who are better than you but they keep dumping me so I want you to be my backup-backup guy".

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We as men simply will NEVER understand what's its like to be a woman who gets endless attention. The best comparison is pronhub IRL on steroids; you know that by simply engaging there will be a new exiting game to be played sooner or later. ...

Your homie is a fecking simp. Not just the cohabitation after 2 months(??????) but also refusing to believe the evidence presented to him...he will get burned.

Some women simply use their p00sy for pleasure..can you blame them?...she gets the best of both worlds. Being single while being occupied. Homie is in an open relationship whether he likes it or not!