"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would You Bang Your Mom?

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According to Judd, Shane Clemens became angry after his mother called deputies and they arrested him. That's when he informed deputies that he and his mother had been having a sexual relationship since he was 18 years old, according to Judd.

"That's when we asked mama, 'Have you been having sex with your son since he was 18?'" Judd said.

That's when Christina Clemens allegedly replied, "only about 100 times."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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According to Judd, Shane Clemens became angry after his mother called deputies and they arrested him. That's when he informed deputies that he and his mother had been having a sexual relationship since he was 18 years old, according to Judd.

"That's when we asked mama, 'Have you been having sex with your son since he was 18?'" Judd said.

That's when Christina Clemens allegedly replied, "only about 100 times."
She waited till he was legal. We must give a microscintilla of credit on THAT front
 

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Two issues about the narrative are interesting. First, the husband did not know about this but found it odd that their master bedroom was locked when they were both inside, and this happened 100 times under his nose? He didn't suspect something was up? There was no moans, bed shaking, or anything that would indicate something "off" was going on in that room, 100 times??? What is up with that?

Secondly, why did the mother call the police on her son? Why did he volunteer that information? Was she starting to put the breaks on that and he wanted more and got hurt and told the police everything? The police told him not to lay hands on his mother. He escalated a warning from police into an actual arrest for both of them?

That mother looks doable. I'm 50 years old and I'm older than she is. From the perspective of a 22 year old guy, I leave it to others on here to see if she's an attractively looking cougar enough. The guy looks reasonably attractive enough that he should have got another woman outside his family. The Bible in the Old Testament talks against this type of thing. It's considered a very serious sin. It was specifically reference even in the case of being a step-son and going with the step-mother (ie even though that would not technically be incest, it would still be adultery).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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