Recent content by St_Joey

Dated several 9's but couldn't quite hold on to them for more than a few months. Had an LTR with a 9.5. She was French Creole, with long black Jane of the Jungle hair and skin like toffee, bright eyes and a 38D. Unbelievably, traffic-stopping gorgeous. It's been years and my heart still pounds...

Q: How can you tell if a woman faked her orgasm? A: Who cares?

Don't tell this joke: -- "How do you get a gay man to f--k a woman? "Fill her c-nt with sh-t." -- They never laugh. Never.

There was some killer rapport before the 1st date. A couple of coffee dates, one lunch date, then a couple of boardgames over coffee. Known her for about a month and actually liked her more than most chicks I date. Laughed at each other's jokes, the usual B.S. She would've been good gf material...

Cloudtop, clear out your PM box or PM me with a private email address. I have some ideas for you.

I would only sex other girls if I didn't care whether or not I lost my gf. If I didn't care whether or not I lost my gf, WHY THE HELL would I be going out with her? See how this works? When the temptation of pvssy gets too strong and I figure, it's worth it if I lose her over this, then...

Incidentally, about the Moving Too Fast thing; she LJBF'd me the day after the first date / first kiss -- which was a dandy; it turned into a long streetcorner smooch that had passersby applauding. I gave her a week with no contact, then called her to go grab a drink Friday night. Friday...

Roger that. I've already got dates lined up for tonight and tomorrow. With FHB8 it's about the challenge at this point. The sting was only momentary; now I want to see if I can beat this. The Jesus Factor only adds to the difficulty, and makes the challenge more enticing. I really am open to any...

should I just admit it just incase someone else tells her? J*sus Holy $hit Chr*st. NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING. If you're fool enough to cheat, make sure that your partners have NO ties to each other. NO mutual friends, NO mutual hobbies. F-ck, I have a buddy who uses different names with...

Giovanni, nice touch. I doubt the Apocrypha would go over so well here, though. Francisco -- possibly. What's the play?

Lan, Gangster, Francis -- Any chance of salvaging this one?

If you nail her more than once and then she tells you she wants to "just be friends," you may need to read some books on how to give a good lay.

Gipper, you're a man modeled after my own heart. I keep an Excel spreadsheet on my laptop -- where I met them, what they do, where they're from, jokes that went over well, their birthdays, recent memorable dates, menstrual cycles, sexual preferences (spit/swallow/dodge, etc.) the works. I...

When you go to Stripclub, you pay to be sexually frustrated. Amen. You might as well jerk your gherkin while feeding $20 bills into a shredder. Strip clubs are for chumps, unless someone else is paying -- in which case, raise the roof, b*tch. "Best Lap Dance Of My Life" is like "Best...

One thing I love about being raised Catholic is that sex will always feel naughty.