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    The Ashes

    Warne didnt complain when KP and Bell didn't hit the ball when they were given out caught behind off him in the last test. If it wasnt for losing a day to rain you would be 3-1 down. we'd have also finished off the last game a lot sooner if KP didnt miss 6 catches in a row and we had a half...
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    Whats your social circle?

    I always thought it changed it’s name cos all the letters for rosies got stolen except the R. What are you saying about reflex tho!!! That’s where I pickup (mostly cos brannigans has only just opened and it’s full of too many divorcees), went out last night and the girl/guy ratio was crap, way...
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    Field Report: Sarging in Manchester (fvcking huge post)

    this thread didnt jump up when i posted
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    Field Report: Sarging in Manchester (fvcking huge post)

    Hi GodsGiftToFatBirds, i've tried to reply to your e-mail but it doesn't seem to be working. I get the message: "Sorry! That user has specified that they do not wish to receive emails through this board. If you still wish to send an email to this user, please contact the administrator and...
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    UK Crime

    They banned guns over here after the Dumblane shootings, since then, gun crime has increased 5 fold. :confused:
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    UK Crime

    Have to admit, that’s probably the worst crime I’ve heard of for a hell of a long time!!! Turned the tv over before cos I didn’t want to hear about it again :( playing devils advocate, what were them girls doing in the car? not really sure how the government could have handled this better...
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    Women should invent their own sports

    come on, be fair...... there are lots of girl sports that are stolen across the atlantic and called guy sports, does rounders and netball ring any bells??:p
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    Is it better to wear contacts or glasses?

    i got lazered :D
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    Opening with a neg-hit?

    Just thought I’d share this one with you since it was my first neg hit. :p Was waiting in the cue to get into a club about a month ago and was talking to some bird (9/10) for about a minute, she said “do you like my new hair”, I said, “that half’s cool” (was an asymmetric hair stile). A...
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    UK Crime

    i know this could so easily turn political but the ideas from our government to stop the chavs committing these crimes is to give the trouble makers computer games and things like that when they don’t **** up. The third biggest political party in Britain said they would give go cart lessons to...
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    uk bootcamp

    Just thought now would be a good time to sober up and tell you my progress. Well, no one else seems to be participating in this bootcamp anyway. (King, your advice wasn’t un-noticed, it’s probably the only motivation on this thread)!! The bootcamp is coming along nicely for me so I’m assuming...
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    UK Crime

    thats just what the website said, it's actually a pretty cool website if you're bored/geeky and want to know pointless crap. think they wrre percentages though 1. United States 23,677,800 (1999) 2. Germany 6,264,723 (2000) 3. United Kingdom 5,170,831 (2000) 4. France 3,771,849 (2000)...
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    UK Crime

    UK is **** for crime!!! yesterday my neighbours hot air balloon was stolen. Why the **** would you steel a hot air balloon that obviously costs thousands, but with the owners company's name on it!!!! uk criminals are retards!!! acording to nationmaster.com we are the 3rd most likely to be a...
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    uk bootcamp

    I had to get a couple for my mates and i noticed a deal that worked out cheaper for 10 than 2. I got them a couple of months ago and they have since been swapped for pints of lager sorry. I definitely recommend getting one though, all you do is stick on your photo with sticky back plastic and...
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