"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Registered members

  1. ArturoGatti

    New Member
    • Messages
      1
    • Reaction score
      0
  2. ArturTT07

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  3. ArtVandelay

    Banned
    • Messages
      65
    • Reaction score
      3
  4. Arty

    Don Juan From richmond, va
    • Messages
      13
    • Reaction score
      0
  5. Arty155

    New Member 55
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  6. Artymarines0811

    New Member 40
    • Messages
      1
    • Reaction score
      0
  7. ArtYo

    New Member
    • Messages
      2
    • Reaction score
      0
  8. Art_Ed

    New Member From Auckland, N.Z
    • Messages
      6
    • Reaction score
      0
  9. art_manic

    New Member
    • Messages
      1
    • Reaction score
      0
  10. Aru

    Don Juan
    • Messages
      24
    • Reaction score
      1
  11. aruezesylv

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  12. AruIsMan

    New Member
    • Messages
      3
    • Reaction score
      0
  13. arun yadav

    Banned From delhi
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  14. arunrajput123

    New Member 36
    • Messages
      1
    • Reaction score
      0
  15. arunrajput4898

    New Member 36
    • Messages
      1
    • Reaction score
      0
  16. arunwolverine

    New Member
    • Messages
      1
    • Reaction score
      0
  17. arunyajaini

    New Member 35
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  18. arun_kumar

    New Member
    • Messages
      3
    • Reaction score
      0
  19. Arup Ghose

    New Member
    • Messages
      5
    • Reaction score
      0
  20. Arupa

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
Top