"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Registered members

  1. anderson71

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  2. Andersonfred444

    New Member 46
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  3. andersonsmith969

    Don Juan
    • Messages
      21
    • Reaction score
      0
  4. andicdams

    New Member 34
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  5. Andiee

    New Member
    • Messages
      4
    • Reaction score
      0
  6. andile

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  7. Andn1993

    Banned 31
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  8. andnaad

    New Member 31
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  9. andnaas

    New Member 31
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  10. AndoraStar

    Don Juan From T.O
    • Messages
      32
    • Reaction score
      0
  11. AndorexBaDo

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  12. Andra Curcio

    Banned 34
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  13. andre

    New Member 32
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  14. Andre Grunt

    New Member
    • Messages
      3
    • Reaction score
      1
  15. Andre H. Hamilton

    New Member 36
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  16. andre rossow

    Banned 36 From New York, NY
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  17. Andre zaba

    New Member 44
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  18. Andre2807

    Don Juan From Cape Town
    • Messages
      19
    • Reaction score
      1
  19. Andre3001

    New Member 41
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
  20. andre3k

    New Member
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
Top