Recent content by GirlCrazy

/soapbox on I know you guys are going to flame me a new a.sshole for saying it, but the way I see it is that we're just one rambling parable shy of: David versus Goliath and how it applies to banging really tall women or Moses parted the red sea, now go part her legs! All the...

She was very hot and very nuts. Mmmm I love redheads. She probably figured the bartender and guys hanging around the bar wouldn't just let me open her purse. She was wrong. I looked up at the bartender - he just sort of nodded - and I grabbed my phone, hailed a cab and got the helloutta dodge. I...

The thing about re-inventing yourself is that a lot of people won't buy into the "new you". Every chica that comes along after that won't know any difference, so it's no big loss in the long run.

I once had a blind date take my phone hostage. Put it in her purse and said I'd only get it back if I followed her to another bar. So I waited until she went to the restroom, liberated my phone and went to some random bar alone - had a great time.

The real winner is the goat ;)

Your post reminds me of one of my favorite quotes of all time: "Take what is useful, discard what is not" -- Bruce Lee A bit of circular reasoning there, like saying "something has value only when it has value" ;)

Heh, nothing like a thread about psycho chicks to bring the psychos out! Does anybody else see the comedic irony in this?

I think Squirrels hit the nail on the head.

I use a maul to chop wood. It's not shiny, but it has a neon yellow fiberglass handle which is really cool.

Good post - yeah, complete jackass for sure. So he was calling you 10 times a day *before* you invited him over? I'm surprised there was even a second date.

All my 5 are purebreds - one black lab, 2 corgis and 2 chihuahuas. Man, I thought my corgi was a babe magnet, but I swear women practially orgasm when the see my chihuahua. I think we're gonna stick to smaller dogs now. The lab has caused about $6,000 in damage to my backyard (fencing, spa...

I spent years second guessing myself in situations like yours. Is she interested? Is she not interested? Well she *seems* interested, but she could just be happy to see an old friend. You'll drive yourself nuts analyzing the situation. It might not even be clear to her what her interest level in...

Me at 25: "I think this chick is fat, what do you think?" "I think you talk too much." Me at 39: "I think this chick is fat, what do you think?" "I think I'll have a shot of tequila."

Not only that, but they will do followup tests. Some guys put on an "Alpha Act" that enough sh!t tests will eventually see through. Since a true alpha plays by a different ruleset, sh!t tests bounce off him with no effect.

Thanks WOW, now I'm addicted to South Park! Wife and I played wow for about a month until we got bored of it. Then I saw it on South Park and never laughed so hard in my life. Now I'm addicted to south park. I don't watch TV, so I download it and watch on the computer. The dog whisperer...