Recent content by Eric Clapton

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    Help with American "Sayings"

    In what ways, if you permit my asking, I've always wanted to visit England, and hope I'll be able soon. Or maybe the differences would be simpler to elaborate upon. Whichever you choose, I suppose. Thankyou.
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    You're Sleeping on the couch!!!

    Not yet, but you will. Enjoy. And oh yea, I've been here LONGER than you Gio. Figure it out bro. Who might I be?
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    You're Sleeping on the couch!!!

    Simple...My House....I will decide who sleeps where. That or call a fvcking cab.
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    lifeless board!

    This place is great!!! I'm a virgin and am a little shy about saying, but I'm an honest guy.....I jack my **** off just about every night sadly b/c I don't know how to interact w/ girls. They scare me. But I am learning, despite my *** stained fingers,lol. ***** just eludes me, so I am here...
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    Help with American "Sayings"

    You Redcoats are so proper, and that is cool, is it true you all detest us Americans these days?
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    Mohawk??

    Get a clean cut haircut but certainly no mohawk, you are not Mr. T.
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    Women as horny as men??

    Yes, they like to fvck more than guys.
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    This is F-d up!!!!!!!!!

    Man, I'm sorry that happened but are you fvcking retarted? For the life of me I don't even know why you needed to post this. This is a prediction. Drop her, that is my opinion.
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    Does anyone here hate faded pants?

    Assuredly, washed denim wears out quicker than factory. Simple. Where are your priorities? I work in this industry. It's your choice, and I'd like to know your answer!:p
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    Sigh I am soooo hot for Gio Casinova....

    Pook, you do quite a swell job at removing the heat. But some are more keen than you think.
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    Any guitar players out there

    Bad Ass is right, listen to the guys that know their shyt. It's a mandolin, not a damn mandarin, there is no such thing to my knowledge. Sounds like a fruit to me.
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    Future of women

    Pook, w/ all due respect , you are overthinking this Waaay too much. You agree puzzy is simple to get, no? OK, leave it simple. If guys learn how fvcking incredibly easy it is to score ass, they will conform naturally. I personally know most women are idiots, and I don't want shyt to do w/...
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    How to make a once interested girl come back

    Great post. You know your stuff.
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    She was giving me attitude, so I drove her home...

    You make it sound as if this something you do on a regular basis. Piss your bed and lie in it like a fvcking hog.
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    Arguments

    Excellent post, BG. So very true.
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