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:yes:brenbaus said:
It takes a second to realize it and then when you look back on it you're like...Damn.
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It takes a second to realize it and then when you look back on it you're like...Damn.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
oh hell yes...I got a couplebrenbaus said:
there was this one girl (hb 8) who was buying flowers and when I handed them to her to tell her have a nice day...she was like, "you're so sweet thanks for the flowers". didn't know what to do so i just smiled. (that one wasn't as bad cause she might have just been naturally flirty but...)
there was this other girl (hb 6.5-7ish) who was like I got something to tell you. I was like what? And she said not now! So a little while later she says you know what I wanted to tell you? then she does the little ******* signal with her tongue in cheek and I basically froze and walked away!
and there was this other time when I got my new car. This girl (hb 6.5 7ish) was like I like your new car, its hott! then she said "id do you" I didn't think I heard her right so I just ignored it.
I asked a co-worker (hb 8.5 at least) what grade she was in. She told me junior and then very quickly "jokingly" added why? you wanna take me to prom? I just shrugged! There was no way in hell she could have thought that was what I was thinking...she just straight up wanted me to take her. Adding insult to injury...I didn't go to prom with anyone! what a dumbass i was!
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Haha, awesome thread, i just spent like 20 minutes reading some of them haha.
I have two, last year, in the middle of class, i was having a conversation with this HB8 who i had liked for a long time. I forget the conversation, but it had something to do with relationships, and then i specificly remember she said about herself, "Plus i give really good head." haha wow i just froze.
Another time this year some girl just came up to me and sat on my leg and preceded to slowly move closer to my ****, after like 5 minutes i had to make her get off cause i was going to pitch one haha
I have two, last year, in the middle of class, i was having a conversation with this HB8 who i had liked for a long time. I forget the conversation, but it had something to do with relationships, and then i specificly remember she said about herself, "Plus i give really good head." haha wow i just froze.
Another time this year some girl just came up to me and sat on my leg and preceded to slowly move closer to my ****, after like 5 minutes i had to make her get off cause i was going to pitch one haha
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
first of all...who are you saying that to? cause pretty much everyone had the balls to post their "pathetic" stories in here...except you! and a lot of us said already realize that we were pathetic and said so, so why repeat it? is there an echo in here? or is it just an a**hole named arisinel?Arsinel said:
Well I have one...
About 10 years ago my job sent me to take a class out of town. I get to the hotel and I'm checking in and there was some problem, I think they didn't make enough of a deposit or something, I forget. BUt the manager there was a nice fairly attractive chick about my age. I'd say she was about a 6.5 - 7, not great, but not unattractive either. We made some jokes about my company screwing up the reservation, I finally got checked in, went to my room and thought nothing more of her.
An hour later I order room service and when I gave the room number, the guy on the phone says something like "what?... hold on a second... oh, my manager says hi". Suddenly in my mind I start hearing that old porno movie music (bow-chicka-bowwow).
So I decided I'd take a little walk and "accidentally" run into her. Well... I did. I went to an area where there were some video games and then I saw her. She stopped, looked at me, and then smiled and stood there looking at me like she was waiting for me to say something. Suddenly I became very aware of what I thought was about to happen... and I froze. Big time. Then I walked away without saying a word.
A perfect opportunity wasted.
About 10 years ago my job sent me to take a class out of town. I get to the hotel and I'm checking in and there was some problem, I think they didn't make enough of a deposit or something, I forget. BUt the manager there was a nice fairly attractive chick about my age. I'd say she was about a 6.5 - 7, not great, but not unattractive either. We made some jokes about my company screwing up the reservation, I finally got checked in, went to my room and thought nothing more of her.
An hour later I order room service and when I gave the room number, the guy on the phone says something like "what?... hold on a second... oh, my manager says hi". Suddenly in my mind I start hearing that old porno movie music (bow-chicka-bowwow).
So I decided I'd take a little walk and "accidentally" run into her. Well... I did. I went to an area where there were some video games and then I saw her. She stopped, looked at me, and then smiled and stood there looking at me like she was waiting for me to say something. Suddenly I became very aware of what I thought was about to happen... and I froze. Big time. Then I walked away without saying a word.
A perfect opportunity wasted.
I some major stories cuz I was small/frail in middleschool/highschool --> good looking and muscular in highschool/college (I still had the mentallity of the geek no girl wanted to talk to)
One time at waterworld while standing in line, a girl grabs my ass, and not just grabs it, but she does from under hand giving it a good pinch/some up her fingers went up my crack. Shocked, I turned around (using all my will power to stop an erection), and after a minute of her and her girl friends laughing embarresedly, she said "sorry, I had a spasm" with a serious face. I said 'thats alright'. Thats the end of it.
On the first day of P.E., I was the fastest person to run around the track. This girl comes up to me and says
girl: that was impressive
me: yeah
girl: you tired
me: (i was not tired) no
girl: (with a big wink and a smile) you sure?
me: yes
we just sorta stared at each other for a while
girl: cool, well i'll see you around class
Freshmen year of college, I took a massage class (ironically, to meet girls).
We were doing legs one day. This one girl who was my partner, when she was massaging my legs, she would massage all the way up my inner thighs/butt and kept brushing her hands against my d1ck and ba11s. This was all under a towel so no one could tell. However, she said she had a boyfriend, and showed to change in faciel expression before or after the class, so I assumed she didn't notice what she was rubbing.
In class senior year of college, during that one period after lunch where you read for an hour, this one girl i'd talk to sometimes, kept rubbing slit between her toes against the back of my heels. Never acted on it.
In one class senior year of highschool, I was leaning over my teachers desk along with other a buncha other students to ask her some questions. This one girl comes from behind and squishes her boob against her back. I stood there and pretend not to notice.
Freshmen year of college, I was riding back on my bike from an anime club meeting, this cute girl rode up next to me and starts saying
girl: where are you comming back from?
me: anime club
girl: oh. . . (she probably lost some interest), hey, my little sister watches that. . .have you heard of sailor moon?"
me: (our pathes started to split) I have to go this way now
girl: alright, nice meeting ya
In college (when I was alittle more educated). This one girl at a party confused me for someone else who I didn't look like too much (we're both south asain, but thats yet). I find the girl again, and talk to her for a bit, then she says:
girl: what nationality are you
me: guess (its kinda hard to tell what my nationality is)
girl: uhhh, indian?
me: yeah
girl: I think indian people are pretty
me: (this threw me off alittle, I was thinking about what to say, but then she says:
girl: I like curry
me: (completly thrown off) oh. . . .uhhhh
girl: I have to go, my friend is throwing up.
I don't know if this was a missed oppurtunity, I still can't figure this one out.
Have lots more, but there all fit into these catagories. Allota my cluelessness came from me acting sexual and confident when I was a frail little waif. There were alotta times when I was so sure a girl liked me, only to find out she really didn't. Society punished me alott for being sexual and for thinking girls were sexual towards me. When my body changed, my mentallity didn't.
One time at waterworld while standing in line, a girl grabs my ass, and not just grabs it, but she does from under hand giving it a good pinch/some up her fingers went up my crack. Shocked, I turned around (using all my will power to stop an erection), and after a minute of her and her girl friends laughing embarresedly, she said "sorry, I had a spasm" with a serious face. I said 'thats alright'. Thats the end of it.
On the first day of P.E., I was the fastest person to run around the track. This girl comes up to me and says
girl: that was impressive
me: yeah
girl: you tired
me: (i was not tired) no
girl: (with a big wink and a smile) you sure?
me: yes
we just sorta stared at each other for a while
girl: cool, well i'll see you around class
Freshmen year of college, I took a massage class (ironically, to meet girls).
We were doing legs one day. This one girl who was my partner, when she was massaging my legs, she would massage all the way up my inner thighs/butt and kept brushing her hands against my d1ck and ba11s. This was all under a towel so no one could tell. However, she said she had a boyfriend, and showed to change in faciel expression before or after the class, so I assumed she didn't notice what she was rubbing.
In class senior year of college, during that one period after lunch where you read for an hour, this one girl i'd talk to sometimes, kept rubbing slit between her toes against the back of my heels. Never acted on it.
In one class senior year of highschool, I was leaning over my teachers desk along with other a buncha other students to ask her some questions. This one girl comes from behind and squishes her boob against her back. I stood there and pretend not to notice.
Freshmen year of college, I was riding back on my bike from an anime club meeting, this cute girl rode up next to me and starts saying
girl: where are you comming back from?
me: anime club
girl: oh. . . (she probably lost some interest), hey, my little sister watches that. . .have you heard of sailor moon?"
me: (our pathes started to split) I have to go this way now
girl: alright, nice meeting ya
In college (when I was alittle more educated). This one girl at a party confused me for someone else who I didn't look like too much (we're both south asain, but thats yet). I find the girl again, and talk to her for a bit, then she says:
girl: what nationality are you
me: guess (its kinda hard to tell what my nationality is)
girl: uhhh, indian?
me: yeah
girl: I think indian people are pretty
me: (this threw me off alittle, I was thinking about what to say, but then she says:
girl: I like curry
me: (completly thrown off) oh. . . .uhhhh
girl: I have to go, my friend is throwing up.
I don't know if this was a missed oppurtunity, I still can't figure this one out.
Have lots more, but there all fit into these catagories. Allota my cluelessness came from me acting sexual and confident when I was a frail little waif. There were alotta times when I was so sure a girl liked me, only to find out she really didn't. Society punished me alott for being sexual and for thinking girls were sexual towards me. When my body changed, my mentallity didn't.
BUMP!! these are hilarious! I'll share one to return the favor.
I was out for a run and listening to some music when this HB 9 walks by and is obviously saying something ( couldn't hear had the music on) and then she jumps in front of me and is waving at me saying Hi. .... My Dumb a$$ Smiles waves back and runs around her.... Sadly this wasn't back in my afc days either it was just a month ago.
Now I have a quick question. I've noticed multiple guys on here talk about how a girl has said she wants to get them drunk or get drunk with them. I had a HB 8 that I've been gaming tell me this the other day. I didn't think to much of it then till I just read this. So I'm guessing then this is some kinda come on?
I was out for a run and listening to some music when this HB 9 walks by and is obviously saying something ( couldn't hear had the music on) and then she jumps in front of me and is waving at me saying Hi. .... My Dumb a$$ Smiles waves back and runs around her.... Sadly this wasn't back in my afc days either it was just a month ago.
Now I have a quick question. I've noticed multiple guys on here talk about how a girl has said she wants to get them drunk or get drunk with them. I had a HB 8 that I've been gaming tell me this the other day. I didn't think to much of it then till I just read this. So I'm guessing then this is some kinda come on?
priceless is a better word.. anyways
one day i was just in like a funny mood and i was screwing around alot in class. this HB 7-8 that sits next to me who i just make casual convo with was acting really weird. she was all giggly and couldnt keep her hands off me. she would walk by and rub my back or touch my chest or mess with my hair or something. she kind of had a boyfriend, they were always together but they hadnt made anything official. so i told her that her boyfriend isnt gonna be happy when he finds out that your flirting with me. she says "well techniqually hes not my boyfriend" and looks at me and smiles. this totally threw me off gaurd and i didnt know what to say. so i kinda stayed quiet for the rest of the period.
same class but different chick, ide say she was a HB 8.5 (.5 deduction cause she had a flat ass but otherwise she was friggin hot) i come into class.
her: i didnt think you were here today
me: ...im here
her: now i get to see your pretty face again (big smile)
me: (stupid smile)
she loved to hit me too. i loved it when she would hit me
another solid HB 8 with huge boobs comes up to me. and this was after i threw away all my ghetto ass clothes and started wearing hollister and aeropostale
her: (looking me up and down) wow, you look hot!
me: thanks, you dont look too bad yourself
her: i think im gonna call you hottie from now on
me:
later that day shes talking to her friend and say out loud: there he is! doesnt he look hot? i think hes sexy
me: :nervous: (froze)
if i wasnt such a chump i woulda bagged all those hos. i wish i would of discovered this site earlier
one day i was just in like a funny mood and i was screwing around alot in class. this HB 7-8 that sits next to me who i just make casual convo with was acting really weird. she was all giggly and couldnt keep her hands off me. she would walk by and rub my back or touch my chest or mess with my hair or something. she kind of had a boyfriend, they were always together but they hadnt made anything official. so i told her that her boyfriend isnt gonna be happy when he finds out that your flirting with me. she says "well techniqually hes not my boyfriend" and looks at me and smiles. this totally threw me off gaurd and i didnt know what to say. so i kinda stayed quiet for the rest of the period.
same class but different chick, ide say she was a HB 8.5 (.5 deduction cause she had a flat ass but otherwise she was friggin hot) i come into class.
her: i didnt think you were here today
me: ...im here
her: now i get to see your pretty face again (big smile)
me: (stupid smile)
she loved to hit me too. i loved it when she would hit me
another solid HB 8 with huge boobs comes up to me. and this was after i threw away all my ghetto ass clothes and started wearing hollister and aeropostale
her: (looking me up and down) wow, you look hot!
me: thanks, you dont look too bad yourself
her: i think im gonna call you hottie from now on
me:
later that day shes talking to her friend and say out loud: there he is! doesnt he look hot? i think hes sexy
me: :nervous: (froze)
if i wasnt such a chump i woulda bagged all those hos. i wish i would of discovered this site earlier
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
bump
Blue Dude said:I was about 19-20, and a girl I met once when I was about 17-18, started talking to me on the internett. She was into me before but I wasnt in her. So now, at 01 at night, she chats with me on the net and tells me to take a taxi to come over and keep her company becouse she has to write some kinda report.
Anyway, long story short, she changed, got tits and was very "open". Talked loosly about sex and boyfriends and shait. So at one point she gets in her bed that is in the same room as her livingroom and complains about how tired she is and how she hates to write that report. And at one point she is like "You can come here in bed too if you are tired with a smile" and I was like "I'm not. I'm ok sitting here."
I mean.. DAMN!!! At 01 in the night, she calls me over, talks about sex and how she misses her boyfriend that is away on a trip or something and then INVITES me into her bed?!?!? HOW COULD I MISS THAT ONE?
I was such a AFC!
Now I have made a commitment. I told my self, if I was to meet with her ever again I will give it to her in double dose
?!!!!!!! ARE YOU KidDING ME?!?!?! ARE YOU BLIND!?!? ThaT MUST REALlY HURT
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
Bump
i've got a few from a girl that gave me soooo many opportunities it is ridiculous
girl: "i want to spend the night at your place"
girl: i'm tired
me: well you can go sleep in my bed
girl: ok
me: (continue to play world of warcraft with my other friend) and then end up going to sleep on the floor of my living room because i didnt want to wake her
girl who had basically LJBF'd me and formerly dated and cheated on my friend.
we were studying in her bedroom on her bed and i had been over there one or two times before and studied on the bed and the door was always kept open because she lived in her parents house and they said the door always had to be open if a guy was with her. anyways, when i go over to her house that night she said she was in a weird or funny mood. we study on her bed and she is touchy feely. we were kind of rubbing arms against each other and such. we ended up writing on each other and giving each other tattos on the lower back area with sharpie markers. i noticed when she left the room to go to the bathroom or whereever she had been closing the door and while studying the door was closed. anyways, she basically gave up and got more stand offish when i didnt make a move. a few days later she says to me, "sometimes you are just way too friendly"
probably could have gotten some that night but didnt have the heart or confidence to do that because a month earlier she cheated on my friend and tore him up.
girl: "i want to spend the night at your place"
girl: i'm tired
me: well you can go sleep in my bed
girl: ok
me: (continue to play world of warcraft with my other friend) and then end up going to sleep on the floor of my living room because i didnt want to wake her
girl who had basically LJBF'd me and formerly dated and cheated on my friend.
we were studying in her bedroom on her bed and i had been over there one or two times before and studied on the bed and the door was always kept open because she lived in her parents house and they said the door always had to be open if a guy was with her. anyways, when i go over to her house that night she said she was in a weird or funny mood. we study on her bed and she is touchy feely. we were kind of rubbing arms against each other and such. we ended up writing on each other and giving each other tattos on the lower back area with sharpie markers. i noticed when she left the room to go to the bathroom or whereever she had been closing the door and while studying the door was closed. anyways, she basically gave up and got more stand offish when i didnt make a move. a few days later she says to me, "sometimes you are just way too friendly"
probably could have gotten some that night but didnt have the heart or confidence to do that because a month earlier she cheated on my friend and tore him up.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
ha ha
Irish_Guy2
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Basic details-- sitting in living room late one night watching t.v with married woman. She's on couch under a blanket, I'm sitting in smaller chair to the side. I comment on the fact that the room was rather cold, and she replies "well, this is a pretty big blanket". A combination of pure cowardice and some semblance of morals caused me to not avail of the opportunity...it was quite funny really, I just sat there and literally said nothing in reply and continued watching the movie.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
I got one. Happened to me less than 20 minutes ago.
I was walking from class with this little blonde hotbody and we were joking around. She was really playfull and all touchy, I of course, returned the favour. I wasn't really into it as I have loads of sh!t on my mind right now. Anyways, we soon began talking about an upcoming party and drunken sex. Then out of nowhere she goes :
HB : "...I havn't had sex for two weeks. I'm gonna explode soon.."
Cent : "Heh, I know the feeling...what are you doing later?"
HB in a shy low voice : "Well, that depends on you.."
*I wasnt being any real attention to the convo, so I replied, get this...
Cent :" uhuh...cool...I gotta write a philosophy paper... See you later!"
And then I left.
I walked like 50 feet before realizing what the fvck just had happened, but when I turned around she was gone.
Somebody. Shoot. Me. Please.
I was walking from class with this little blonde hotbody and we were joking around. She was really playfull and all touchy, I of course, returned the favour. I wasn't really into it as I have loads of sh!t on my mind right now. Anyways, we soon began talking about an upcoming party and drunken sex. Then out of nowhere she goes :
HB : "...I havn't had sex for two weeks. I'm gonna explode soon.."
Cent : "Heh, I know the feeling...what are you doing later?"
HB in a shy low voice : "Well, that depends on you.."
*I wasnt being any real attention to the convo, so I replied, get this...
Cent :" uhuh...cool...I gotta write a philosophy paper... See you later!"
And then I left.
I walked like 50 feet before realizing what the fvck just had happened, but when I turned around she was gone.
Somebody. Shoot. Me. Please.
Docs
Banned
Man! No more being sober for you!
a few years ago I was at a work christmas get together and at the beginning of the night one of the girls asked me if i wanted to shar a taxi on the way home - she knew I didn't live anywhere near her lol, but sadly I drank tooooo much that evening and spent the end of the night throwing up, so yeh, nothing happened LOL DOH!
