Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Those who assert that The US/Western Civilization more generally is founded on Christian values may be onto something... Decades worth of us have been desperate for a savior to swoop down from on high and "save" us. The 20th Century-today has been unique, in that we know expect The System to do that, rather an itinerant preacher from Galilee who died back in antiquity
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Never listen to a woman.
These chicks will succeed 1/3 of the time.
They will make rules for the 90%Cels, but break those rules with the 10%.
That chick is StBlackOps2Cel's looksmatch.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
It's more the issue that most women are now obese and tattooed imo.