sevbucmash
Master Don Juan
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Drive toyota minivan. Worst comes to worst you become homeless you have a place to live in. Plus fuel mileage is good.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your car is your suit... what women really read from the car you drive
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
HaleyBaron
Master Don Juan
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Cars felt like a projection of insecurities to me. They are taken way too seriously. Drive something that works, reliable, and looks okay. But also respect that different vehicles have different purposes. A person with a truck will be more useful than other vehicles. People with large vans or busses will be useful for multiple people, storage, and living in. Function first.
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
Like an oldschool one or the ones that have recently been sneaking their way back into lineups?
MatureDJ
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A small euro one, but with a vroom-vroom engine.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
I've toyed with the idea (If I get to the point of having 'eff off' money by 50) of getting a Chevy Vega Wagon and putting a 454 in it! I'd just die laughing pulling up beside someone in that and seeing the looks on their faces.
MatureDJ
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