"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It's OVER for ZooKeeperCels

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Veteran zookeeper Jian Rangkasamee, 59, was attacked early Wednesday when he stepped out of his jeep to clear trash off the floor of the animal’s open enclosure at Safari World In Bangkok in Thailand‘s capital, according to Viral Press"



He likely maintained a steady diet of Masaman Curry. Put yourself in the paws of those lions...

Can any of us honestly deny that we'd pass up a shot at dinner more flavorful than the daily pound of raw, uncooked beef that's been our only sustenance for over a decade? Answering "Yes" is more absurd than trying to say that we wouldn't have taken Lucy Hale to bed in the late 2000s, if the ID she happened to be carrying around that day read 18
 
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