Sydney Sweeney’s tits send American Eagle shares to the moon

[Vanderdonck]

Guys, would you do an approach?

 

[typical]

She's cute but without her two greatest assets she's just another blonde in Hollywood.

If we're going to be objective and subjective then I'd say women like Olivia Wilde and Ana De Armas have much better facial structure than Her.

I can almost guarantee that you walk into your nearest mall or University campus and you will easily meet woman who looks remarkably better and with less makeup.

Then your argument will be "Why aren't they movie stars or models ??". And you'd be 100% on the money for asking. But you need to understand that woman no matter how beautiful are extremely insecure creatures and many don't see themselves as being better looking than these celebrities.

 

[characternote]

Tallulah Metcalfe on Instagram: "Wait how did I do that?!"

10K likes, 42 comments - tallulahmetcalfe_ on August 4, 2025: "Wait how did I do that?!".

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more my type

 

[Hal9000]

No chance in hell any straight man in the world between 18-80 wouldn’t hit that: Heck between 15-90.

Biut WTF. Sosuave thinks one of the hottest actrssses in the world, 27 years old, never married, no kids, doesn’t jump from relationship to relationship, is “mid” or “average looking”

And I thought my standards were high.

Who the heck do you guys consider hot?

They also think she'll hit 30 and suddenly have no options and have to die alone. A lot opinions on here that have no basis in reality.

 

[SW15]

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Guys, would you do an approach?

If I saw this woman in a daygame venue looking like that, I would not approach.

Sydney Sweeney has pictures that vary greatly. There are days where she looks attractive and days where she looks mid.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

If I saw this woman in a daygame venue looking like that, I would not approach.

Sydney Sweeney has pictures that vary greatly. There are days where she looks attractive and days where she looks mid.

She looks like an Amish girl standing in the corner at a dance in that pic.

 

[CornbreadFed]

Blondes have been the most overrated women on the planet. I am on Sydney's side, but I am also glad to see a lot of men have awoken up from this baby boomer marketing spell. I did peak in to an American Eagle store and Sydney was everywhere and most of the customers were not white lol.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Anyone who thinks wokeness *isn't* dying out is in for a rude awakening

Much as we all like to delude ourselves into believing that this is on the way out, a look at the(largely approving)comments of riffs like this

Do seem to indicate that PC's supporters are far from few. Syd also apparently being registered Republican may = This "win" against Wokeness being something of a pyric victory. Won't be surprising if we soon see Hollywood DOUBLING DOWN on "Body Positive" images, for the sake of demonstrating their fealty to Progressivism

Hell, as it stands, Sweeney(a textbook feminine woman)remains a near-outlier in contemporary American cinema... By and large, most of today's up and coming starlets are androgynous at best, and at the worst make Leslie Jones look like Tyra Banks during her 90s heyday

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Much as we all like to delude ourselves into believing that this is on the way out, a look at the(largely approving)comments of riffs like this

Do seem to indicate that PC's supporters are far from few. Syd also apparently being registered Republican may = This "win" against Wokeness being something of a pyric victory. Won't be surprising if we soon see Hollywood DOUBLING DOWN on "Body Positive" images, for the sake of demonstrating their fealty to Progressivism

Hell, as it stands, Sweeney(a textbook feminine woman)remains a near-outlier in contemporary American cinema... By and large, most of today's up and coming starlets are androgynous at best, and at the worst make Leslie Jones look like Tyra Banks during her 90s heyday

Lolz more the like desperate spasms of a dying corpse

 

[Divorced w 3]

Blondes have been the most overrated women on the planet.

Grok:

The market cap increase since the Sydney Sweeney campaign began on July 23, 2025, ranges from approximately $200 million to $600 million, depending on the specific timeframe and source.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Grok:

The market cap increase since the Sydney Sweeney campaign began on July 23, 2025, ranges from approximately $200 million to $600 million, depending on the specific timeframe and source.

Perfect time to sell, before the over-exposure sets in. No one's going to want to be looking at that mid, resting B mug for too long. She may be sexy but she's neither gorgeous nor sweet.

She's a poor man's Jennifer Love Hewitt, but unlike Jen she's already exposed the rack so the intrigue just isn't the same.

 

[LTG71]

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Guys, would you do an approach?

Prime example of how most women look like without all the fake-up. Crazy to image how many of these 8-10s are actually 5-6s when they take off the war paint. This is the morning after look, fresh out of the shower. Thankfully she has those DDs

 

[SW15]

She's a poor man's Jennifer Love Hewitt, but unlike Jen she's already exposed the rack so the intrigue just isn't the same.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in her peak was attractive. She's much less attractive now.

It's worthwhile to compare 20 something Hewitt to 20 something Sweeney. 20 something Hewitt seemed to be more consistent in attractiveness in her photos.

 

[zekko]

Anyone who thinks wokeness *isn't* dying out is in for a rude awakening

I was just thinking that a few years ago on TV, it seemed like every couple had to be interracial, and there were usually a couple gay couples. That doesn't seem to be so much the case right now, but maybe I'm just not watching the right programs.

 

[Vanderdonck]

Prime example of how most women look like without all the fake-up. Crazy to image how many of these 8-10s are actually 5-6s when they take off the war paint. This is the morning after look, fresh out of the shower. Thankfully she has those DDs

To be fair, anyone can look bad in a single freeze frame. But her face just doesn't do it for me. If other guys like her, that's cool.

The thing about make up is that for naturally beautiful women who wear little to none, people get used to seeing them that way. A heavily made up woman who goes in public without will be jarring because people are used to her being made up.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Prime example of how most women look like without all the fake-up

Similar to an incident in the early 10s or so, where photos of a bikini clad Tyra Banks, who'd packed on a few pounds + rocked cellulite ended up online, then prompted many folks to start clutching their pearls in dismay

Shocking right? What Hollywood airbrushes out and touches up via CGI is vastly different from reality, where folks get ill and don't look so hot on at least a few days out of the year, and a then 40something supermodel's metabolism has changed since the 90s, meaning she's not going to be as slim as she was at 19

 

[BadBoy89]

I'd approach in about 1.5 seconds

 

[BaronOfHair]

Personally, this https://www.ebay.ca/itm/166832106144 is the type I go for. Nonetheless, it'd be nothing less than disingenuous to refer to Syd as "ugly"

 

[SW15]

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I'd approach in about 1.5 seconds

It's difficult to imagine this is the same woman as the picture posted above. There's a lot of variability in Sweeney's looks. She looks much better here and more men would want to approach that.

 

[CornbreadFed]

Eh, I will retract from my previous statements about Sydney being MID and that I actually find her attractive. However, she is not on the tier of OMG hot like peak Megan Fox lol. TBH, if we were dating, I could see myself cheating on her for another girl that I would find more attractive lol. IYKYK