"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Subscriptions are Leases

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The definition, common usage, of subscriptions has changed over the years. It used to be you could keep what you paid for. Magazines which you received didn't disappear from your home if you cancelled your subscription. Now, with software subscriptions, proprietary file formats, and "the cloud," subscriptions are leases. You lose everything if you stop paying.

At the 2016 World Economic Forum, the phrase "You'll own nothing and be happy" was coined.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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At the 2016 World Economic Forum, the phrase "You'll own nothing and be happy" was coined.
Thus the beautiful pharmacy student who moved into the duplex next door won't be perturbed the next time she leaves her window open, and her panties go missing, ala. Monica Belluci in Malena

 

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As a Gen-Xer that has experienced any one of the following:
1) Cassette tapes that have just disappeared for no explanation inside of my home where they could never be retrieved again.
(ie this is known as jottling, or a paranormal effect known as disappearing objects phenominon -- google it!)
2) DVD/Blu-Ray disks that freeze up or get damaged.
3) Having to throw away old magazines or other print media in order to clean up the clutter.

I don't mind having subscription services to vast amount of libraries or buying digital products. At least if something is going to disappear, you'll know well in advance of it being removed rather than a paranormal incident with a physical media.
 

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As a Gen-Xer that has experienced any one of the following:
1) Cassette tapes that have just disappeared for no explanation inside of my home where they could never be retrieved again.
(ie this is known as jottling, or a paranormal effect known as disappearing objects phenominon -- google it!)
2) DVD/Blu-Ray disks that freeze up or get damaged.
3) Having to throw away old magazines or other print media in order to clean up the clutter.

I don't mind having subscription services to vast amount of libraries or buying digital products. At least if something is going to disappear, you'll know well in advance of it being removed rather than a paranormal incident with a physical media.
Devil's advocate


Even the staid minds over at IGN are recognizing this

 

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I don't mind having subscription services to vast amount of libraries or buying digital products. At least if something is going to disappear, you'll know well in advance of it being removed rather than a paranormal incident with a physical media.
How do you feel about subscriptions coming to treadmills, inkjet printers, and the horsepower in cars, which is happening?

Things are going to get worse.

While this may sound absurd, it wouldn't be too surprising if bedroom alarm clocks become a subscription, because after all it's doing you a "service" of getting you to work on time (and maybe some other features in the clock), and subscriptions are under the guise of providing you a service.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How do you feel about subscriptions coming to treadmills, inkjet printers, and the horsepower in cars, which is happening?

Things are going to get worse.

While this may sound absurd, it wouldn't be too surprising if bedroom alarm clocks become a subscription, because after all it's doing you a "service" of getting you to work on time (and maybe some other features in the clock), and subscriptions are under the guise of providing you a service.
Yes. More and more devices will require WiFi to operate so the company can turn it off remotely if you don’t pay the “subscription” on such device that you bought outright.

In the case of the alarm clock, they’ll claim it needs internet to auto-set the time.
 

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Xbox Game Pass is not half bad. If you just want to play a game once and dont care about owning it, its cheaper to pay a month of Game Pass than to buy the game
 
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