"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just had a nightmare

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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corrector said:
Was walking through a delapidated building with vagrants around. A lady approached me from the left and in a soft but firm feminine voice, asked me if I wanted to have a good time? I yelled out this blood curdling no!!!! at the top of my voice. Woke up my folks and I had to explain to my mom that I rejected a prostitute in my dreams. The prostitute, looked like a 5/6 chubby woman but there was something very off, strange and disturbing about her which made my skin crawl. I guess I rejected a prostitute then. Things must be looking up.
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My dreams that have sexualized women always have hot ones, like opening up a closet and finding Elly May Clampett buck nekkid & dripping wet. :cool:
 
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I withdraw some extra money from the ATM yesterday, however, my dad has parked in an area of the plaza close to the street so I don't have to walk across that brothel while going towards the car. That temptation is now eliminated.

Just this morning, an aggressive beggar was approaching everyone on the train platform asking for change for lunch. The thought had crossed my mind to give him some money and say "hey, I was going to fvck a prostitute down the street with this dough but you can buy lunch with this instead", but changed my mind as he already asked everyone and left the station. Boy, that guy made everyone feel uncomfortable. Not one person looked like they helped him out and I feel like I would be encouraging that aggressive type of behaviour if I did, not to mention making a spectical of myself by saying something that insane and over the top!
 
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I withdraw some extra money from the ATM yesterday, however, my dad has parked in an area of the plaza close to the street so I don't have to walk across that brothel while going towards the car. That temptation is now eliminated.

Just this morning, an aggressive beggar was approaching everyone on the train platform asking for change for lunch. The thought had crossed my mind to give him some money and say "hey, I was going to fvck a prostitute down the street with this dough but you can buy lunch with this instead", but changed my mind as he already asked everyone and left the station. Boy, that guy made everyone feel uncomfortable. Not one person looked like they helped him out and I feel like I would be encouraging that aggressive type of behaviour if I did, not to mention making a spectical of myself by saying something that insane and over the top!
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I was using a grocery store self checkout last week, and the guy next to me doing the same thing kept screaming at the machine. Whenever the automated voice spoke, he would yell, "Shut the fvck up, b1tch!" I was tempted offer similar advice to him, but didn't. Then the next day, I'm standing in line at the post office, and the same guy is there. Only this time, I'm guessing he was sober, and he hardly said a word to anyone. It was like two different people.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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