"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dayrestan, Iran unofficially ties heat index record with unfathomable 178 degree reading

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Actual real climate science has been coopted by stupid woke climate activists with their doomsday predictions that never come true and gesticulating at fires and heat as a sign that doomsday is coming. The cult is real.

100 degree heat with 100% humidity is a regular day in Louisiana, but they have to put some spin on it with Heat Index and measure it in the middle of a field of tarmac baking in the sun.

I heard some of these dumbass activists calling for climate justice the other day.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Actual real climate science has been coopted by stupid woke climate activists with their doomsday predictions that never come true and gesticulating at fires and heat as a sign that doomsday is coming. The cult is real.

100 degree heat with 100% humidity is a regular day in Louisiana, but they have to put some spin on it with Heat Index and measure it in the middle of a field of tarmac baking in the sun.

I heard some of these dumbass activists calling for climate justice the other day.
It's worse than that even. All of those people who scream at such a thing can be compared to literally children. But that's a hard thing to say cause at least kids will point and go "woooow" sometimes.
 

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I can not speak for everyone, but I for one believe in man made 'global warming'. All the wild-fires I Greece (Rhodos) were man made, generally known as arson.
 
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Actual real climate science has been coopted by stupid woke climate activists with their doomsday predictions that never come true and gesticulating at fires and heat as a sign that doomsday is coming.
And by idiot do-gooders who genuinely believe that you can gain an understanding of a complex scientific issue by watching an “expert panel” discussion on CNN.

It’s amazing what some people would believe. Like the idea that the ozone layer would go from “it has nearly disappeared, we are all about to die” to “it’s all good, nothing to see here” as a result of a handful of de-industrialized countries in Europe and North America signing a protocol and switching to a different air conditioning gas.
 

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Actual real climate science has been coopted by stupid woke climate activists with their doomsday predictions that never come true and gesticulating at fires and heat as a sign that doomsday is coming. The cult is real.

100 degree heat with 100% humidity is a regular day in Louisiana, but they have to put some spin on it with Heat Index and measure it in the middle of a field of tarmac baking in the sun.

I heard some of these dumbass activists calling for climate justice the other day.
No it isn't. Not even close. Stop with the nonsense. You literally have no earthly idea what it feels like to be in 100 degree temperatures with 100% humidity. Nobody does because it's never happened.

The average humidity in August in Louisiana is 60%. Pretty far from 100%. And that includes the overnight and morning hours where the humidity is relatively higher than during the peak afternoon hours most times.

Even in the very humid places like New Orleans, the average daily humidity in the summer is 79% with it being very humid in the morning in the low 90% range but falling to low to mid 60%s by the afternoon. You have never and will likely never experience a 97 degree dewpoint in your life there. Dewpoints in the upper 70s are considered very high and mid 80s are exceptional.

As air heats up, it can usually hold less water vapor. That's why typically the highest humidity in the summer is in the coolest parts of the day/night.

For a place to actually have 100 degrees temps with 97% humidity is almost unheard of and seems to be confined to the coastal regions of the Middle Eastern countries and its still very rare for them even...for now.

And for the record, Iowa in the summer has you beat for humidity due to the massive corn fields there that "sweat" water into the air in a process known as transpiration. When it gets hot there in August, nowhere in the country can touch them for humidity.

Not saying it isn't very uncomfortable and sticky and in some cases dangerous to be outside doing strenuous activities down there in the summer. It certainly is. The whole gulf coast area is. It's just not the same level as the coastal areas of the Middle East. You'd need to kick it up 2-3 notches.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Not saying it isn't very uncomfortable and sticky and in some cases dangerous to be outside doing strenuous activities down there in the summer. It certainly is. The whole gulf coast area is. It's just not the same level as the coastal areas of the Middle East. You'd need to kick it up 2-3 notches.
This is exactly the case. I've heard that the dewpoint can actually exceed the body temperature in the coastal areas of the ME. It can be deadly being outside. Actually, the wet bulb globe temperature is a better heat index. The military uses that, it takes into account the air temperature, humidity, sunlight and wind:


The heat index does not account for sunlight and wind.
 

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No it isn't. Not even close. Stop with the nonsense. You literally have no earthly idea what it feels like to be in 100 degree temperatures with 100% humidity. Nobody does because it's never happened.
I LOL'd. Not because of the point you're making (you're entitled to your opinion of course) but because of how cliche your argument is. Why is it that you woketards always do one or more of the following:

1) Use the world "literally"
2) Say "stop" or "just stop"
3) Accuse others of "having no idea"

I'm yet to see or hear a woketard argument that didn't rely on at least of those tropes. Is there some kind of a "woke argumentation" manual that you guys follow?
 
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I LOL'd. Not because of the point you're making (you're entitled to your opinion of course) but because of how cliche your argument is. Why is it that you woketards always do one or more of the following:

1) Use the world "literally"
2) Say "stop" to "just stop"
3) Accuse others of "having no idea"

I'm yet to see or hear a woketard argument that didn't rely on at least of those tropes. Is there some kind of a "woke argumentation" manual that you guys follow?
Because we have to try and dumb thing down for people like you to wrap your heads around and unfortunately you can't make someone more intelligent.
 

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The heat index is more or less the wet-bulb temperature, and I would imagine, some adjustment for wind speed.
HI is a function of relative humidity and temperature only. Wind speed is not there explicitly.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ofcourse its a woke conspiracy that burning fossil fuels and releasing pollution, cutting down trees and removing nature can have a (negative) effect on the environment. There is no scientific proof that the environment can change if we create lots of 'pollution'.

Infact, 'pollution' itself is a conspiracy. I spent loads of time breathing in car fumes, 'toxic' chemicals which are not toxic at all, these things just smell abit bad, and sometimes give me headache, and breathing issues, but as a real man i dont let these things bother me, only woke soy-boys and women cry about those things.
 

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Ofcourse its a woke conspiracy that burning fossil fuels and releasing pollution, cutting down trees and removing nature can have a (negative) effect on the environment. There is no scientific proof that the environment can change if we create lots of 'pollution'.

Infact, 'pollution' itself is a conspiracy. I spent loads of time breathing in car fumes, 'toxic' chemicals which are not toxic at all, these things just smell abit bad, and sometimes give me headache, and breathing issues, but as a real man i dont let these things bother me, only woke soy-boys and women cry about those things.
Toxic chemicals? I thought that the so-called global warming was supposedly caused by CO2 emissions. Are you suggesting that CO2 is a "toxic chemical"?
 

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Ofcourse its a woke conspiracy that burning fossil fuels and releasing pollution, cutting down trees and removing nature can have a (negative) effect on the environment. There is no scientific proof that the environment can change if we create lots of 'pollution'.

Infact, 'pollution' itself is a conspiracy. I spent loads of time breathing in car fumes, 'toxic' chemicals which are not toxic at all, these things just smell abit bad, and sometimes give me headache, and breathing issues, but as a real man i dont let these things bother me, only woke soy-boys and women cry about those things.
This might the dumbest thing I have ever read on this forum and I've read plenty of dumb things.
 

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It's a "record" only because we didn't start to officially record temperature until approximately 150 years ago. The Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we know from the geological record that today's average temperate is actually way below the long-term historical average.
It's also a fvcking airport with black tarmac, baking sun and freaking jet planes with huge jet engines generating TONS of additional heat.
The absolute perfect place for a fair temperature reading... Sigh... I call that reading for the bs that it is.

If you want to manipulate temperature data then this is the perfect place.

Ironically also the highest temperature reading in UK was strangely also taken on the airport at tarmac level while three typhon fighter jets landed...
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What a surprise. :rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This might the dumbest thing I have ever read on this forum and I've read plenty of dumb things.
No it isn't. Not even close. Stop with the nonsense. You literally have no earthly idea that he was being sarcastic :rofl:
 

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And do not forget:
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Also what no one talks about e.g. the big elephant in the room; and that is the extremely huge impact our sun and it's cycles has on our planets climate and temperature. Obviously this isn't interesting and doesn't support the current agenda.
This is a British astrophysics being interviewed about the climate change, and the journalist seems kind of irritated of the interview does not going in the direction as he wanted it as the astrophysics does not support the journalist claims/agenda that humans are the culprit of climate change.

I strongly guess/suspect that this British astrophysicist has been banned from all western TV stations to ever be interviewed again...:rolleyes:

Before you start pointing out that the video it is from RT, that video was published many years ahead of the current proxy war with Russia and Ukraine.
 
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HI is a function of relative humidity and temperature only. Wind speed is not there explicitly.
The heat index formula is from an empirical study on heat stress in a human control group. To me, the gold standard is the wet-bulb temperature with a breeze (which can be accomplished by waving a fan if a mechanical fan or natural breeze is not available).
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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