firstbornunicorn
Master Don Juan
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get some friends first
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Dying Wife's Wish is to have sex with her ex
- Thread starter HaleyBaron
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Hi Haley,Disappointed that so many of you Guys are so hard on her,poor bvgger has nine months,where's the harm?
MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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This is literally a chick having one more time to express her sexuality, and her husband isn't part of it. This is an all-time mogging. 
Hopefully the husband had LifeInsuranceMaxxed so that he could take the settlement and go BetaProvideMax with his next chick.
Hopefully the husband had LifeInsuranceMaxxed so that he could take the settlement and go BetaProvideMax with his next chick.
firstbornunicorn
Master Don Juan
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It's OVER for LifeInsuranceMaxxedCelsThis is literally a chick having one more time to express her sexuality, and her husband isn't part of it. This is an all-time mogging.
Hopefully the husband had LifeInsuranceMaxxed so that he could take the settlement and go BetaProvideMax with his next chick.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.