"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MatureDJ

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I was reading this:
my opinion: I'm sorry, but this chick is chunky. :down:
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Who Dares Win

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Wouldnt match her on tinder, wouldnt approach her at the gym, wouldnt bang her even if she made it clear that its no effort.
 

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I was reading this:
my opinion: I'm sorry but this chick is chunky. :down:
Seems pretty muscular - https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1349096544742608897/wCY5i0X4_400x400.jpg
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Ass/boobs seems fake though.

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Wouldnt match her on tinder, wouldnt approach her at the gym, wouldnt bang her even if she made it clear that its no effort.
Apparently, she's married (wedding ring on finger).
 

zekko

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I would say so.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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In all Fairness, if she had not paid for a solicitation spot, any Mall is gonna kick her out regardless of how she is dressed. The goal was to get kicked out and film it.....
 
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