"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It wasn't herpes.

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Turns out my hair follicles are just irritated because of something, probably because of some bodywash change. But yeah, condoms forever now. It was enough of a scare.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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adanricci said:
Turns out my hair follicles are just irritated because of something, probably because of some bodywash change. But yeah, condoms forever now. It was enough of a scare.
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yeah after shaving down there , always scared me the first few times
 
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It is great that it wasn't herpes. Condoms are a good idea. Not only will you be far less likely to have STD/STI scares, you won't have pregnancy scares either.

Pregnancy scares are not good for the emotional health of unmarried men.
 
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I've done the same thing before lol, if you shave all the way down there they look like bumps.
 
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Happy to hear it's not da herp. However, Since HSV is a skin-to-skin infection, any other part of your body which touches an infected person's body via shedding could transmit da herp. So, your member may be protected under the latex, but your balls and thighs are not. They say hair may provide some benefit down there, so advise against shaving your balls or thighs. It could also spread to your hands called herpes whitlow; but it's not very common.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SW15 said:
It is great that it wasn't herpes. Condoms are a good idea. Not only will you be far less likely to have STD/STI scares, you won't have pregnancy scares either.

Pregnancy scares are not good for the emotional health of unmarried men.
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Big truth here.

Have a lot of problems with the mother of my son. Having a child with a woman that only wants to benefit from it and make your life a hell, doesnt worth at all. Thats definitely something I would like to turn back on time and change it.

I would rather had a child with a woman that I at least had a LTR or a decent woman.

Its for life, she will try to drain the max amount of money and also will play games and try to destabilize you emotionally.

Sex is good, but... Its also dangerous.

Happy to hear OP didnt had any issue with STDs
 
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Had something very similar.. shaved down... hot day at work... balls turned bright red.... all sorts of itchy bumps on my inner thigh where balls touch.... dermatologist told me it was jock itch... cream made it explode. It’s not jock itch for any of those that encounter this... it’s irritated hair follicles and scrotum skin. Goes away on its own in a few weeks.
 
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