"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Black Widow Void

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You'll probably have to be as old as me to figure this out. There's something a bit peculiar and not believable about this album cover.
Curious if anyone in my age range will figure it out.


ray charles.jpg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Looks like a clydesdale or a plow horse, which is not ideal for pulling sleds, unless there was some huge weight on it. Sleds usually go fast, "dashing through the snow," so you would want a faster horse.
 

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He should have worn Grandmas horrid home made Christmas sweater for effects..

The producers and camera crew probably told him,, Hay Ray Ray, we got you a reindeer and gifts in all the
Seats, candy canes, a blow up Santa, and lights hanging on the trees. So sing Ray Ray, sing like the wind,
Before it gets light out so we can all cash in.:cool:
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ray is blind. Why is he driving the sleigh?
That was my guess. I guess the driver could have gone off to take a leak though, and said "Hey Ray, hold these reins for a minute".
 
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