Clown World: Now there is "I have a new girlfriend" service for the holidays

[bat soup]

It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.

I'm sure walking around with a prostitute is going to give you great social proof.

 

[Georgepithyou]

I'm sure walking around with a prostitute is going to give you great social proof.

Who is going to know?

 

[bat soup]

Who is going to know?

Your friends, family... basically everyone. They'll be pointing and laughing at you for the next 10 years.

 

[dude99]

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Sadly this girl is actually being honest. She wants your money and will pretend to be your girlfriend. Most chick try to separate you from your money with deception.

 

[bat soup]

Sadly this girl is actually being honest. She wants your money and will pretend to be your girlfriend. Most chick try to separate you from your money with deception.

That's true. In the USA there's a lot of shameless gold diggers because society in general has become more accepting of this behaviour. But going along with this BS makes you the liar.

 

[dude99]

What's the bronze package?

No plate and she drops you off and waves at your family

 

[dude99]

That's true. In the USA there's a lot of shameless gold diggers because society in general has become more accepting of this behaviour. But going along with this BS makes you the liar.

Indeed. The liar and the fool

 

[dude99]

It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.

Until someone in your family or friends recognizes her and says "hey wait a minute! Are you the .... ."

 

[MatureDJ]

Your friends, family... basically everyone. They'll be pointing and laughing at you for the next 10 years.

How would they know unless they somehow discovered it online?

 

[bat soup]

Bring a prostitute home for Christmas

I wonder if she charges extra to tell your grandmother how she does anal.

 

[bat soup]

How would they know unless they somehow discovered it online?

They'll probably wonder what she's doing in the bathroom and find her overdosed with a needle in her arm.