Do you think a Neanderthal would be considered a Chad?

[MatureDJ]

Continuing with my discussion about anthropology, I found the Neanderthal depicted here to be, height excepted , quite Chaddish.

https://images.nzgeo.com/2016/04/139_Life-1351x1600.jpg

 

[Xenom0rph]

I would have to say no..... even though modern humans (except groups from sub-Saharan Africa ) have around 3% of Neanderthal DNA, this DNA comes from the maternal side....

A Standford research found that the Neanderthal Y-chromosome has gone extinct:

"Carlos Bustamante and his colleagues found that DNA from the Neanderthal Y chromosome, which is passed from father to son, is likely extinct. ... Other research has shown that the DNA of modern humans is from 2.5 to 4 percent Neanderthal DNA, a legacy of breeding between modern humans and Neanderthals 50,000 years ago. "

- Standford

This means that modern human men were taking Neanderthal Stacies from Neandethal cvcks.....

Therefore we can conclude that Neanderthals were NOT Chads...

 

[zekko]

I think his grooming would be off point.

 

[Georgepithyou]

I would have to say no..... even though modern humans (except groups from sub-Saharan Africa ) have around 3% of Neanderthal DNA, this DNA comes from the maternal side....

A Standford research found that the Neanderthal Y-chromosome has gone extinct:

"Carlos Bustamante and his colleagues found that DNA from the Neanderthal Y chromosome, which is passed from father to son, is likely extinct. ... Other research has shown that the DNA of modern humans is from 2.5 to 4 percent Neanderthal DNA, a legacy of breeding between modern humans and Neanderthals 50,000 years ago. "

- Standford

This means that modern human men were taking Neanderthal Stacies from Neandethal cvcks.....

Therefore we can conclude that Neanderthals were NOT Chads...

Actually it comes from the paternal side only

Due to the absence of Neanderthal-derived mtDNA (which is passed on from mother to child) in modern populations,it has been suggested that the progeny of Neanderthal females who mated with modern human males were either rare, absent, or sterile—that is to say, admixture stems from the progeny of Neanderthal males with modern human females.

http://www.researchonline.mq.edu.au/vital/access/services/Download/mq:19095/DS01

 

[Xenom0rph]

If there are no more Neanderthal Y-chromosomes in existence, that means that no man alive today can trace his lineage to a Neanderthal male ancestor....

How can a Neanderthal man be a Chad if his Y-Chromosome was selected against (either by nature or by a lack of sexual attraction)...???...

This leads me to believe that only the daughters of a union between a Neanderthal man and a modern human woman survived and passed on their DNA, while their sons carried an inferior Y-chromosome and thus was selected against....

Let's take for example Central Asia where it's estimated that 16M males have the same Y-chromosome, they are the descendants of the mighty Ghengis Khan. Khan and his Mongols slaughtered all the men and banged all the women, of course the Great Khan has unlimited access to the finest h0es and therefore he produced thousands of offspring.....

....we can also observe Iceland or northern Scotland where the Y-chromosome is predominantly Scandinavian while the mtDNA is Celtic because Norse raiders were killing all the men and banging all the women...

In England, the Aristocracy can trace their lineage to the Normans whom were the descendants of Norsemen that settled in France and procreated with French women.... the Normans invaded England and became the ruling class over the Anglo-Saxons.....

...and before that, the Anglo-Saxons invaded the British isles and pushed out the native Celtic tribes....

History teaches us that in order to qualify as Chad a man must possess superior genetics that allow him to conquer other men, bang their women and pass on his DNA, specifically the Y-chromosome....

....Neanderthal males didn't meet the standard....

 

[AttackFormation]

If there are no more Neanderthal Y-chromosomes in existence, that means that no man alive today can trace his lineage to a Neanderthal male ancestor....

How can a Neanderthal man be a Chad if his Y-Chromosome was selected against (either by nature or by a lack of sexual attraction)...???...

This leads me to believe that only the daughters of a union between a Neanderthal man and a modern human woman survived and passed on their DNA, while their sons carried an inferior Y-chromosome and thus was selected against....

Let's take for example Central Asia where it's estimated that 16M males have the same Y-chromosome, they are the descendants of the mighty Ghengis Khan. Khan and his Mongols slaughtered all the men and banged all the women, of course the Great Khan has unlimited access to the finest h0es and therefore he produced thousands of offspring.....

....we can also observe Iceland or northern Scotland where the Y-chromosome is predominantly Scandinavian while the mtDNA is Celtic because Norse raiders were killing all the men and banging all the women...

In England, the Aristocracy can trace their lineage to the Normans whom were the descendants of Norsemen that settled in France and procreated with French women.... the Normans invaded England and became the ruling class over the Anglo-Saxons.....

...and before that, the Anglo-Saxons invaded the British isles and pushed out the native Celtic tribes....

History teaches us that in order to qualify as Chad a man must possess superior genetics that allow him to conquer other men, bang their women and pass on his DNA, specifically the Y-chromosome....

....Neanderthal males didn't meet the standard....

Chad is a result of sexual selection, not "survival selection". It's about perceived beauty, not objective survival traits. Hypothetically speaking the Neanderchads could've made human females soaking wet, but lost out to the human males in survival to the death, regardless of whether the human males themselves were Homo Chadis or not.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Chad is a result of sexual selection, not "survival selection". It's about perceived beauty, not objective survival traits. Hypothetically speaking the Neanderchads could've made human females soaking wet, but lost out to the human males in survival to the death, regardless of whether the human males themselves were Homo Chadis or not.

If Neanderthals got her soaking wet she chose human chad for what?

 

[Xenom0rph]

Chad is a result of sexual selection, not "survival selection".

Sexual attraction is based on survival probability.

Height, strong jaws, hunter eyes, big hands are indicators of good genetics....

"Height is an indicator of genetic quality...."
- Stacy

Hear it straight from Stacy's mouth...

I time-stamped the quote for you so you wont have to watch the whole video...