"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vote this chick's ASSet

What do you think about size, shape and firmness?

  • That would be my first choice in any girl

  • Thats a small one, I like them curvy with more meat down there

  • Thats too big, less mass would be better

  • Doesnt look firm enough, should be more toned

  • Too skinny, looks like a teenage girl while I want a fully grown woman


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't know what you're saying. The one on the left is a man. The one on the right is a woman. There are skeletal differences between men and women, not simply far distribution. Sure, women(natural women) have higher body fat and less muscle, but the skeleton doesn't change.

Look at your hands. A man should have a noticeable longer ring finger than index finger. Not every man does, but that's the rule.

Hold your arm out straight. A woman's arm bends noticeably away from her body, when her palm is facing up. That's because of her wider hips. It has nothing to do with body fat.

A woman's legs are also shorter than a man's, as a ratio, in proportion to the rest of her body.

Not everyone conforms to the norms, but those are the norms. Learn them. It'll help you spot trannies.

My own wife is very athletic, and had a low body fart percentage for a woman. She's tall, for a woman, and has broad shoulders, for a woman. But, even if she shaved her head, and wore a trucker hat, blue jeans, and a t-shirt, no-one would mistake her for a man, from behind, because she's build like a woman.

Now, I've seen paired shaped men, with narrow shoulders and broad hips, but they're not the norm.

Like what you like. Some guys like female bodybuilders, who've taken so many roids that they look like dudes. I prefer the bikini model type. To each his own.
I read your post in this thread.
https://www.sosuave.net/forum/threads/the-worlds-first-chad.266331/page-3#post-2768563
(if you click the arrow on my quote it goes there so does the arrow in your post Im quoting..also my quote is 51 min ago, your post that im quoting is 10...maybe crossposting among threads?).

Thats why it was confusing that image, anyway I understand what you mean, Im aware of general body differences among the sexes.

Agree on hands and hips ratio but in my opinion is not as huge as we think when we remove the different body fat we have compared to women in that area, I often find eastern european girls to have much small waist as much as many with the ones we are used.
 

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Man, those fitness chicks are not attractive to me. If they have pecs instead of b00bs and that huge back, they're barely women. They are not feminine.

Also, not sure why the first picture was posted on a bodybuilder forum. Looks worst than any attractive woman I see on the street. Not toned, not sexy, probably just looking for attention.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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That girl looks like she has more damage than a battlefield from WW1..

And in particular i don't like those stomach liposuctions that she looks like she has done. It's just unsettling and repulsive to me, both because it's disproportionate and especially for what it says mentally.

She overall reminds me of Slaanesh.
 
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That girl looks like she has more damage than a battlefield from WW1..

And in particular i don't like those stomach liposuctions that she looks like she has done. It's just unsettling and repulsive to me, both because it's disproportionate and especially for what it says mentally.

She overall reminds me of Slaanesh.
How can we ungay you?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That girl looks like she has more damage than a battlefield from WW1..

And in particular i don't like those stomach liposuctions that she looks like she has done. It's just unsettling and repulsive to me, both because it's disproportionate and especially for what it says mentally.

She overall reminds me of Slaanesh.
Whats wrong with this one? FB_IMG_1599244951850.jpg
 

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Whats wrong with this one? View attachment 4693
All they are beneath the superficial is some vapid pvssy and the use of their sex appeal. What do I care about their bodies when I can see that greater truth? They are just women. They don't have anything on me.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You ejaculate in her and then you'll still be in the same life and world you were in before. The same laws of nature, and the same human nature. No change to your life's homeostasis, nothing accomplished beyond sating an urge. They are just women. I won't be manipulated and turned into a drooling dog by their sex appeal.
 
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You ejaculate in her and then you'll still be in the same life and world you were in before. The same laws of nature, and the same human nature. No change to your life's homeostasis, nothing accomplished beyond sating an urge. They are just women. I won't be manipulated and turned into a drooling dog by their sex appeal.
Why are you here then
 

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Why are you here then
Cause it's become a habit to be here and I like the atmosphere and members.

Everyone can do what they want but speaking for myself I don't want to drool over women like a dog, I want a different character. I want to control myself... not let women control me. Fvck that. They are just covered in some superficial sex appeal assets meant to addle stupid male mammals like me, and that's it.
 
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Cause it's become a habit to be here and I like the atmosphere and members.

Everyone can do what they want but speaking for myself I don't want to drool over women like a dog, I want a different character. I want to control myself... not let women control me. Fvck that. They are just covered in some superficial sex appeal assets meant to addle stupid male mammals like me, and that's it.
We know that
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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