stovepipe
Master Don Juan
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Did people actually think this is real? It's heavily photoshopped
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Did people actually think this is real? It's heavily photoshopped
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I read your post in this thread.Don't know what you're saying. The one on the left is a man. The one on the right is a woman. There are skeletal differences between men and women, not simply far distribution. Sure, women(natural women) have higher body fat and less muscle, but the skeleton doesn't change.
Look at your hands. A man should have a noticeable longer ring finger than index finger. Not every man does, but that's the rule.
Hold your arm out straight. A woman's arm bends noticeably away from her body, when her palm is facing up. That's because of her wider hips. It has nothing to do with body fat.
A woman's legs are also shorter than a man's, as a ratio, in proportion to the rest of her body.
Not everyone conforms to the norms, but those are the norms. Learn them. It'll help you spot trannies.
My own wife is very athletic, and had a low body fart percentage for a woman. She's tall, for a woman, and has broad shoulders, for a woman. But, even if she shaved her head, and wore a trucker hat, blue jeans, and a t-shirt, no-one would mistake her for a man, from behind, because she's build like a woman.
Now, I've seen paired shaped men, with narrow shoulders and broad hips, but they're not the norm.
Like what you like. Some guys like female bodybuilders, who've taken so many roids that they look like dudes. I prefer the bikini model type. To each his own.
Then God had me in mind when he created photoshopDid people actually think this is real? It's heavily photoshopped
I'd rest my head on that thang every day.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
This one is finally attractive, even tho her legs don't look natural to me. Seem disproportionate.
That girl looks like she has more damage than a battlefield from WW1..
Not to mention the tattoos.And in particular i don't like those stomach liposuctions that she looks like she has done. It's just unsettling and repulsive to me, both because it's disproportionate and especially for what it says mentally.
How can we ungay you?That girl looks like she has more damage than a battlefield from WW1..
And in particular i don't like those stomach liposuctions that she looks like she has done. It's just unsettling and repulsive to me, both because it's disproportionate and especially for what it says mentally.
She overall reminds me of Slaanesh.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Maybe she can't get rid of her bacterial vaginosis?What's wrong with this chick?
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Whats wrong with this one?That girl looks like she has more damage than a battlefield from WW1..
And in particular i don't like those stomach liposuctions that she looks like she has done. It's just unsettling and repulsive to me, both because it's disproportionate and especially for what it says mentally.
She overall reminds me of Slaanesh.

All they are beneath the superficial is some vapid pvssy and the use of their sex appeal. What do I care about their bodies when I can see that greater truth? They are just women. They don't have anything on me.Whats wrong with this one? View attachment 4693
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
You ejaculate in her and then you'll still be in the same life and world you were in before. The same laws of nature, and the same human nature. No change to your life's homeostasis, nothing accomplished beyond sating an urge. They are just women. I won't be manipulated and turned into a drooling dog by their sex appeal.What about this one?
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Why are you here thenYou ejaculate in her and then you'll still be in the same life and world you were in before. The same laws of nature, and the same human nature. No change to your life's homeostasis, nothing accomplished beyond sating an urge. They are just women. I won't be manipulated and turned into a drooling dog by their sex appeal.
Cause it's become a habit to be here and I like the atmosphere and members.Why are you here then
We know thatCause it's become a habit to be here and I like the atmosphere and members.
Everyone can do what they want but speaking for myself I don't want to drool over women like a dog, I want a different character. I want to control myself... not let women control me. Fvck that. They are just covered in some superficial sex appeal assets meant to addle stupid male mammals like me, and that's it.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.