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Master Don Juan
While you fist fvcking keyboard jockeys are wasting time trying to slide into more pvssy, our world is DYING!
How Dare You!
How Dare You!
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
So are you!She's awesome!![]()
Regretfully, the world has changed their goals for profit and materialism without considering the effects and consequences of their actions. It's a nice gesture for this girl to do this speech, but the powers that be in China, India, Pakistan, Russia and the United States couldn't care less. Facts are facts; whether we as a people like it or not.While you fist fvcking keyboard jockeys are wasting time trying to slide into more pvssy, our world is DYING!
How Dare You!
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
LikewiseSo are you!![]()
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The greatest mass extinction of life on earth was not the one where the dinosaurs died. The earlier Permian Extinction was worse than that, and there was another that was even worse than that.Plant food is killing us all!!!!
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Right on.ROFLMAO!
What?
Were you SERIOUS???
That poor girl's parents should be arrested for child abuse, for toturing their daughter with apocalyptic nightmares, and then thrusting her into the international spotlight, to make an eternal fool of herself.
How dare her parents use a vulnerable, mentally challenged child as a human shield, to defend their insane "CO2 is poison!!!" apocalyptic cult from rational criticism. These "the world will end in a ball of ice...OOPS...ball of fire...OOPS...ball of ice AND fire?" Climatastrophe dorks are about as credible as the Heaven's Gate freaks, and half as sane.
"Cut off your d1cks! Stop having children! Move into an igloo! Stop exhaling and farting! Kill all the cows! Heterosexuality is Patriarchy! We're all gonna die!"
Give it a rest, Chicken Little.
I agree with the Left on one thing: anyone who believes exhaling and farting mammals will cause a Climapocalypse shouldn't reproduce.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.