"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bride of Frankenstein

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Anyone ever see this? This is my favorite of the old Universal monster movies. Even though I'm more of a Bela Lugosi fan, this is the best of the lot IMO. It's got the classic scene with the blind hermit (parodied in Young Frankenstein). This is a case where the sequel is better than the original.

Anyway, what I find interesting in relation to SoSuave is the reaction of the Bride to the monster. He was quite eager for her to be created as a wife for him to end his loneliness. But I guess he wasn't Tom Brady handsome, because she reacts in horror of him. In fact, if anything, she seems to prefer Dr. Frankenstein - she seems comfortable with him and goes to him instinctively. You might even say she shows some hypergamy. Just goes to show, you can't count on a woman's reaction for a happy ending.

Boris Karloff said he didn't like the idea of the monster learning to talk, but I love those scenes. I'm also in favor of The Hulk talking, by the way.
This movie was made in 1935, but Dr. Pretorius is an early example of a gender blending type of character, he's noticeably "flamboyant". The director, James Whale, was homosexual. I don't say this to promote it, just giving out some facts.

There's also a bizarre opening scene featuring Mary Shelley, Percy Shelley, and Lord Byron talking about Mary's creation. If you've never seen it, I recommend it (if you like this sort of thing). It's a classic. When I first saw this as a kid I didn't know who played the Bride because the credits said "The Bride......?", but that's childhood for you, because it's ridiculously obvious.

It's too bad they didn't make a series of Dracula movies with Lugosi (they didn't because his English wasn't very good, but he steals the show as Ygor in the third and fourth Frankenstein movies). They had John Carradine play the Count afterwards, but it wasn't the same.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That's interesting - I've never seen it. I used to really be into these old monster movies, especially the Wolf Man.
Oh yeah, I liked the Wolf Man too. He was in several of those. He had that poem the old gypsy would recite. I didn't care for that remake with Benicio Del Toro.

By the way, Frankenstein was an inspiration for the creation of the Hulk, according to Stan Lee (may he rest in peace).

If you do ever watch Bride, take note of the music. Around the time they create her, the music gets more feminine (for lack of a better word). She has her own theme.
 

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By the way, what did you mean by this? I looked up the actress but am not familiar with her.
If you watch the movie, you'll see what I mean. But if you don't mind spoilers, I will tell you. Some people don't like spoilers, so thought I would ask first.
 

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The recent Tom Cruise mummy movie was supposed to be the first in many in a "dark universe" like marvel and dc. They were supposedly going to make all those old black and white ones. Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, Creature from Black Lagoon, etc. but the mummy sucked so they cancelled all those plans.

My most memorable scene in the Frankenstein was when he chucked that little girl in the lake. That was pretty shocking from a kid's perspective.

This is a pretty decent Frankenstein remake, on Amazon Prime:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4086032/
 

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The recent Tom Cruise mummy movie was supposed to be the first in many in a "dark universe" like marvel and dc. They were supposedly going to make all those old black and white ones. Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, Creature from Black Lagoon, etc. but the mummy sucked so they cancelled all those plans.
Dracula Untold was also part of that series.

I've seen a lot of variations on Frankenstein, but I haven't seen the one you mentioned. Most of them are awful. I didn't think "Victor Frankenstein" was too bad. Oddly, it's from 2015, the same year as the one you mentioned.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Try out Penny Dreadful.

Some interesting twist to the story on the bride of frankenstien.
 

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Try out Penny Dreadful.
Thanks for the tip, I've thought about watching that before. Never got around to it.
 

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Thanks for the tip, I've thought about watching that before. Never got around to it.
Download it via TeaTV.

I recently watched it on my girlfriend's tablet.
 

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As for the Wolf Man, I loved the Lon Chaney Jr. version. The makeup was a little silly but it was a cool movie. I also loved An American Werewolf In London. Wolf (Jack Nicholson) was terrible. There was also a show called Werewolf very briefly; it was on the Fox network around the time it first launched. As a kid I thought it was awesome.
I won't ask what you thought of Twilight, lol.
But I loved those old black and white monster movies, they had so much atmosphere to them, gothic I guess you call it.

I like the scene in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man at the beginning, where the grave robbers are trying to steal from Larry Talbot's grave, and the full moon falls on his corpse, and he turns into the Wolf Man. Very cool. Lon Chaney Jr. always played him with so much angst lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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