"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Co-worker stories.... Weak generation

PeasantPlayer

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Here we go again long story short.... I hope.
Was at work last week, I was working my butt off, literally flying around the place. One of my managers a dude gave me an extra thing to do that wasn't in the notes, and it was time consuming and technically I didnt have to do it. He told me another manager a female was going to help. Well guess what she didn't after she found out what it was and she left, but it is possible she got busy with something else. This particular woman is extremely lazy to the point where it's extremely annoying.

I never said anything cause I don't care not my business and I don't snitch. One co worker months ago said he doesnt like her said she was lazy. She has a slutty demeanor she flirts constantly with me it's so blatant I just curve her cause she has a boyfriend and I'm not interested anyway, she's not attractive. She always implies she cheats on her boyfriend or how she needs a better one. She acts nice, but she annoying now. She takes extra breaks and when I went to break she sat down and I could tell she wanted to talk, I had my headphones on, eating my meal. Then she started talking to me while my headphones were on, I condescendly said "didn't you take a break already?" she goes "I'm taking another one"
Sigh...

Next day she orders food puts in everyone order including mine. I had no cash said I'd quickpay it I honestly forgot.

Later that night after working hard I finished everything and asked to leave it was past midnight and I was exhausted. I asked her to leave she said yes hold on. She was on the phone with her boyfriend talking about nothing so I left back room waited by the front for 20 minutes she never showed. Went back to back room she still on her phone with boyfriend I walk in and go. "what's going on are we having a sleepover"
She asked if I finished everything I say yes.

Next day I come in to work and one of the managers calls me to the back and tells me the plan and then like we need to talk. He said it's not a big deal. Basically said girl said I was giving her an attitude etc. He said it was probably a misunderstanding whatever.

Next day she ignores me, but when I needed help she ignored it..... Cool. Later her boyfriend came and was like where my girl money for food she ordered I was like ill send it later slipped my mind. Which I did. After that she went back to acting fake nice..

It's hard out there fellas be careful
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Can't believe I read the entire post.

Do urself a favor, when u encounter a similar situation, call up ur mom and tell her the whole sad story of how some ugly little lady at the office is not treating you right and how it's making u feel miserable, I'm sure ur mom would be sympathetic.
 

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Can't believe I read the entire post.

Do urself a favor, when u encounter a similar situation, call up ur mom and tell her the whole sad story of how some ugly little lady at the office is not treating you right and how it's making u feel miserable, I'm sure ur mom would be sympathetic.
Can I call your mom?
 

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The title is misleading—coworker stories shared on here should be about getting laid.
 

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Can I call your mom?
My mom would feel extremely sad for your mom.

The shame ur mom would have to shoulder, she would be extremely sympathetic. I'm certain of it.

Feel free to call any available mom.

But u r right, it is a weak generation, that part u r spot on.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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