"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This will be probably most fuvked up thread you will read but

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Okay i know you guys hate to hear this chit but some guys here date fatties so




I am 100% hetero and generally men disgust me especially hairy/manly ones but ill probably be seeing one soon.




I just find it easy af, he messaged me on T, and constantly asks for meeting. younger than me, lives alone, easy peazy, hes not hairy, not manly, not fat. dont need to deal with female bs. dont need to be above majority of men to have sex with average woman. i am probably jaded for women now but hey.

(for comparison, i messaged 100s of women on T, sent 1000s of messages, was on tens of dates, and barely got anything, there were only few onses and normal dates/girls using me till they found someone with bigger quality than me, no ty for this bs lol, im not gonna stress in this quality-race-among-all-men-for-average-looking-puzzy)



of course i wont let him do certain things to me, you guys know what i mean. ill just use him he agreed for that



Ill try to meet him once, who knows maybe ill like it

(ps, i recently rejected extra big whale, i find interacting with this guy who messaged me much more humanly than with that fat girl, lol)


go on, roast me, ill take it
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm not sure if this is serious or if someone got hold of sosousage's log in information.
 

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male of course!

if i was female, even ugly one, id have sex and relationships left and right
Oh you just copied and pasted. I thought it was you talking the entire thread lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well this is obviously trolling. After yesterday’s thread and their way of spelling “puzzy.”
I claim mrgoodstuff and this f@g are the same person.

Enjoy your attention
 

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Well this is obviously trolling. After yesterday’s thread and their way of spelling “puzzy.”
I claim mrgoodstuff and this f@g are the same person.

Enjoy your attention
of course i spell it puzzy, because pu'ss'y gets censored by forum, you know
 

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no i didnt copy and paste, no need to get confused, i wrote it
Ok.......so let me see if I understand this correctly.....

You,"Sosousage".........you're considering meeting a GUY........A MAN........a MALE who messaged you on Tinder?

You're considering meeting a GUY........correct?

Don't break it down....just give us a SIMPLE "yes" or "no".
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ok guys i phucked a hot girl or actually i didnt phuck her, couldnt get hard. shes white but her skin was like brown from sun o.o shes 25. hottie, looks very careless as if she was drunk lul but she wasnt.


i fingered her and masturbated myself because my **** couldnt go hard, **** it.

either my breathing problems, or circulation, or diet, caused it


once per few months i get to phuck a girl and my D doesnt go up
 

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ok guys i phucked a hot girl or actually i didnt phuck her, couldnt get hard. shes white but her skin was like brown from sun o.o shes 25. hottie, looks very careless as if she was drunk lul but she wasnt.


i fingered her and masturbated myself because my **** couldnt go hard, **** it.

either my breathing problems, or circulation, or diet, caused it


once per few months i get to phuck a girl and my D doesnt go up
Do you get hard with a less hot girl? Next time let her give head first then stick it in.
 

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Try with the guy. Maybe all your ED problems will be a thing of the past :p
 

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So if you have sex with this guy are you going to post a field report?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm not believing this. I think his account was compromised.
 

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1st there's was that tranny thread then the whale thread and now there's a thread abt other men?

Dude seriously. We gave you brickbats on those threads. Those were good stories, had some good laughs.

This thread. It's no longer funny.

In the off chance this is not a troll post;

So what is you can't get ur d1ck up and so what if you just land a women once every few months.

If porn addiction is killing ur drive then stop it.

If not getting laid from women in OLD apps then stop it, obviously u r not good with game techniques or something else.

Don't be messing ur head with trying to get laid with men. Even the thought of it shouldn't hv crossed ur mind let alone start considering it.

If u r desperately in need of some pvssy, do it the RichardtheFrog style. Pay for 1. Satisfy your urges and needs.

After you hv calmed down, reflect upon ur game skills or even on your current lifestyles.

Any addictions ? Drugs, alcohol?

Tell us about it.

We'll chip in and offer some insights.
 

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Gay is gay, you shouldn't be on this mindset. Also I'm not so sure it's an appropriate discussion here. I believe the notion even coming up in the first place is you taking a defeatist victim mindset behind dating and women. All that means is you are looking at life wrong and putting too high of a priority on women.
 

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Don't be messing ur head with trying to get laid with men. Even the thought of it shouldn't hv crossed ur mind let alone start considering it.
But the thought has crossed his mind.. what does that tell you?

I've done some crazy things in my life, lots of things I shouldn't have. Lived a hedonistic lifestyle and done lots of mind altering things. Never once did the thought of doing anything with a man pop into my head.

If a man is curious about other men, he is on the bisexuality spectrum and that's that. You can spend your life choosing not to act on your urges, and being worried of being labelled as 'gay' by other men, but it doesn't make you any less gay.

In my opinion, being called 'gay' is just a shaming technique used by other men who are in the closet and will not come out due to social stigma. I actually think there is A sizeable portion of the male population that are on the bisexual spectrum that keep it hidden.

Anyways sosausage, if thats what you wanna do go for it. Doesn't make you any less of a man.

I'll probably get stick for this post but f*ck it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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