"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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co-worker wanting me to hang out

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The rules are entirely different when it comes to co-workers.

When a woman you work with feels rejected, she will subconsciously be out for your blood. She won't even know she's doing that, but do it, she will. She will say the most outlandish things about you in front of management. They become vengeful, though covert, monsters when they feel rejected.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The rules are entirely different when it comes to co-workers.

When a woman you work with feels rejected, she will subconsciously be out for your blood. She won't even know she's doing that, but do it, she will. She will say the most outlandish things about you in front of management. They become vengeful, though covert, monsters when they feel rejected.
LOL I know that feeling all too well :eek:
 

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I really don't know what she's up to, she always talks like she has an escape plan, she talks like things are separate you would think as a couple it would be "ours" its not. She likes running her hands through her hair when I'm with her preening herself lol, if she wants to show me something she gets close. Pretty sure she's looking for some comfort, I'm not going to get involved with her I have no real interest in doing so.
 

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Just going by the age shown in your profile, dad. ;'p
I was thinking of changing it and my gender pronoun since delusions are what all the cool are doing. Today, I am a pixie kin. Tomorrow I am a Chinese black woman. Next week, I am worm people.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was thinking of changing it and my gender pronoun since delusions are what all the cool are doing. Today, I am a pixie kin. Tomorrow I am a Chinese black woman. Next week, I am worm people.
Whatever works for ya.. Just don't do it in real life. Lols.
 

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Suggest she intro you to her hawttttt friends.
Actually not a bad idea! Suggest you double, her +her bf and the hot young chick she sets you up with. If she's "naw" to that then say nevermind then
 
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