"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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taiyuu_otoko

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Literally....

....don't be this guy!

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/wild-car-hood-ride-178592


JUNE 28--A woman who drove nearly 20 miles with her ex-boyfriend clinging to the hood of her speeding car has been arrested on a negligence charge in
connection with her vehicular antics on a Florida interstate.

Patresha Isidore, 24, was collared for exposing Junior Francis, 22, to “risk of injury or death.” Isidore, seen at right, bonded out of custody on the misdemeanor charge.

According to a complaint affidavit, Isidore and Francis had a dispute Sunday evening as Isidore began to depart a Lauderhill residence in a 2010 Mercedes registered to both parties. In an attempt to keep Isidore from leaving, Francis climbed onto the auto’s hood.

Undeterred by the man atop her Mercedes, Isidore began driving on local roads that led her to Interstate 95, where she pulled into “the express lane at speed consistent with other traffic.”

As seen above, a fellow motorist recorded Francis holding on for his life as the Mercedes approached 70 mph. [NOTE: The video’s language is NSFW.]

Francis’s terrifying ride ended when Isidore pulled up to an intersection, where they were subsequently contacted by Broward County Sheriff’s Office deputies.

Isidore, investigators allege, had “multiple opportunities” to stop the car and call 911, but instead
“willfully put the victim in danger by driving the vehicle for a distance of approximately nineteen miles.”

Francis, who told cops that he has a five-year-old daughter with Isidore, did not want to prosecute his ex and refused to provide a sworn recorded statement.

As he held on to the car with one hand, Francis, seen at left, placed a 911 call, telling a police operator that Isidore was “swerving the car and I'm on top of the car. I really need help.”
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A very p*ssed off woman combined with a dumb ass that shouldn’t have put himself in that kind of stiuation…
Begging her not to leave, so she took him along…Lmao
 
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Alvafe

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well I could guess he really wanted that car if he did prosecute her, unless of course he tells her I won''t prosecute you for the car, if is for that its a win for him, but too bad I'm not that naive .....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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They both need eliminated from the gene pool. At the very least not allowed to make babies.
 

Billtx49

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it's love-- give him a break.
Undoubtedly something like that motivated him, but I don’t think she was really feelin it when she actually put his life in danger for 19 miles…
If you get a woman that mad at you, always better stay away from her for awhile for a cool down.
 
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I actually know people who did the exact same thing, about years ago. She didn't make it 20 miles, though. But the guy on the hood was on parole, so the cops arrested him, and he ended up going back to prison. The woman driving was not charged. Of course it was not filmed and shared on the Internet, either.
 
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