MY HOT NEIGHBOUR

[Solaar pleure]

Last summer, a really hot girl moved in a building next to mine. The window in my kitchen faces her balcony. She had a boyfriend back then; I used to see her when she was standing on her balcony smoking cigarettes while I was doing something in the kitchen. She would very often look at me but I never thought much of it because of the boyfriend situation. Since winters are frigid where I live, I really never saw her during that time smoking outside. This summer, it looks like she broke up with the guy since I have not seen him yet (I am just making an assumption).

I have been trying to just wave at her in the most natural way. The problem is that it's only when my back is turned or when my head is down while washing dishes that she looks at me. If I turn around or lift my head to look at her, she quickly looks away. I try to keep looking in her direction but she never looks at me or she does when I am not looking in her direction.

I have tried waving really quickly when I turn around but she is too fast. I am still learning my way around women so I am not sure this whole scenario shows any interest at all. Is there a clever way to get her attention?

 

[Atom Smasher]

The whole waving through a window thing is extremely awkward.

Maybe get out there with some Windex and wash your windows when she is outside.

 

[Serenity]

She's bored while smoking, she looks around at anything happening. She sees a guy in a window (you) and it's the least boring thing to stare at. When you look at her she quickly looks away because it's rude to stare through other people's windows.

She's not interested, she's bored. Also, waving at people you caught doing something awkward (like staring through windows) is really awkward.

 

[MrWood]

you turn the tables/roles

see her outside... say:
"you are stalking me.. its not cool and abit creepy"
laugh, repeat theme every time you catch her glance, pass-by, etc
"I know what you are doing (stalking me)"

 

[Dingo]

Wave at her... Get her attention... Write a big sign... put it against the window....
Ask for her number...

I don't know... It's corny enough that it could work...lol

 

[Solaar pleure]

Thank you all for the replies. For clarification, I cannot catch her outside, we are in two different buildings and I have never seen her anywhere else but on her balcony.
What I gather from the different answers is that the whole thing is very awkward and she has no interest. Should I just move on then?

 

[Spaz]

This is interesting...

You should show some skin to lure her in buddy...

Go full monty and imma gonna bet she's likely to respond in a naughty way.

 

[highSpeed]

This is interesting...

You should show some skin to lure her in buddy...

Go full monty and imma gonna bet she's likely to respond in a naughty way.

Remember, if she smokes, she pokes....lol

 

[flowtheory]

Remember, if she smokes, she pokes....lol

She pokes?

 

[highSpeed]

She pokes?

she screws

 

[Serenity]

Wave at her... Get her attention... Write a big sign... put it against the window....
Ask for her number...

I don't know... It's corny enough that it could work...lol

I would do that, just for a laugh though and no fvcks given. I wouldn't expect it to work, unless she finds it funny.

 

[Solaar pleure]

Hahaha, funny replies. But anyway, my window faces many balconies and there always are people outside in the summer. It's just weird, she is the only one staring at me, it might not mean anything. Talking about showing some skin, I actually do work out and am somewhat fit. One day I was shirtless because of the heat when she came outside, did not change anything, so I am probably not fit enough for her, lol. I was thinking maybe I could hold a boom box to my window like in that movie, not sure I have the guts to do that though, but we'll see.

 

[Dingo]

Do the sign... That would be funny awesome if she called... lol