"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Einstein - Racist!

taiyuu_otoko

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It's finally out...

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/jun/12/einsteins-travel-diaries-reveal-shocking-xenophobia

Chinese don’t sit on benches while eating but squat like Europeans do when they relieve themselves out in the leafy woods. All this occurs quietly and demurely. Even the children are spiritless and look obtuse.

I noticed how little difference there is between men and women; I don’t understand what kind of fatal attraction Chinese women possess which enthrals the corresponding men to such an extent that they are incapable of defending themselves against the formidable blessing of offspring

“Einstein’s diary entries on the biological origin of the alleged intellectual inferiority of the Japanese, Chinese, and Indians are definitely not understated and can be viewed as racist – in these instances, other peoples are portrayed as being biologically inferior, a clear hallmark of racism. The disquieting comment that the Chinese may ‘supplant all other races’ is also most revealing in this regard,” writes Rosenkranz.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Great. Next we'll be hearing that Einstein groped women against their will, or slipped roofies into their drinks before date raping them.
#MeToo!

But wait. Doesn't the extent of Einstein's racism depend on how much gravity is being exerted on him at the time, and on the speed at which he is traveling?
 

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I think everybody is prejudiced as a matter of fact I know they are....even with donuts I am prejudiced against chocolate donuts and prefer glazed donuts instead my point being is that all people are prejudiced even where donuts are concerned.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm more interested to know how he came about the formula; general theory of relativity.
 

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I'm more interested to know how he came about the formula; general theory of relativity.
He sat in a chair, thought about it, realized it was true, then had one of his wives do the math for him because he himself actually sucked at math.
 

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Hahaha

You might be right but I highly doubt it...
Well it’s not THAT simple, but it’s not incorrect. It’s like saying how the Lord of the Rings is about a group of dudes who try to return lost jewelry. Or how Narnia is about a kid who comes out of the closet.
 
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