Badoo

[RichardTheFrog]

Opened Badoo today and actually had messages from 2 girls who were somewhat attractive (although not as attractive as the average hooker I fvck).

Only 1 messaged back when I responded.

I asked her what she was looking for. She said a relationship. She asked if I was free. I asked for what. She said a date. She allowed me to view her private photos, which was her in her underwear.

We moved over to Snapchat. I asked if she just wanted to come over. She said she doesn't drive. I said if I get her an Uber, she better suck my d1ck real good.

She asked me to snap her a pic. She said I was cute. I asked her to send a "good pic." She asked why. I said cause you're hot.

Haven't heard from her since in the last 3 hours, but I've been busy all day so this is about the least important thing going on today.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Hard to say what was wrong, either that last request was too "creepy" or she met a better deal on the way and dropped you.

Not sure what kind of message game works in the states but unless you're a top chad and she is a top b1tch, such lines like yours wouldnt work in most europe.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Hard to say what was wrong, either that last request was too "creepy" or she met a better deal on the way and dropped you.

Not sure what kind of message game works in the states but unless you're a top chad and she is a top b1tch, such lines like yours wouldnt work in most europe.

Well she liked me enough to match me and message me.

I think "too forward" is a better way to put it than "too creepy."

But I don't have time to waste on a date with a 20 year old girl tbh.

 

[Murk]

Well she liked me enough to match me and message me.

I think "too forward" is a better way to put it than "too creepy."

But I don't have time to waste on a date with a 20 year old girl tbh.

You're overestimating how much "liking" it takes for a woman to match and message, hint: not much

SO you don't have time to date 20 year olds but you have time to get smashed in a bar and cry to random strangers while posting on here for 9 hours.

 

[Serenity]

I said if I get her an Uber, she better suck my d1ck real good.

Even when she's not a prostitute you're buying sex.

Haven't heard from her since in the last 3 hours

That isn't really a long time.

But I don't have time to waste on a date with a 20 year old girl tbh.

Better use of time than making 4500 posts per year (happy anniversary).

 

[MrWood]

she didnt have to work for your cawk, and something more interesting came along that entertained emotions

 

[RichardTheFrog]

she didnt have to work for your cawk, and something more interesting came along that entertained emotions

You have no proof of the second one.

Work for it? Who has time for these games?

Pretty sure I was just too forward. Not every girl just jumps in to bed with people they just met.

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

Well she liked me enough to match me and message me.

I think "too forward" is a better way to put it than "too creepy."

But I don't have time to waste on a date with a 20 year old girl tbh.

Mostly too forward but I'd say that translated to a bit creepy too. Basically if you're hanging out on a first date with a woman, there shouldn't be an expectation of sex. If you bought her an Uber, that doesn't mean she has to suck your d*ck.

Imagine if you were a bit drunk and asked a girl you knew to get you a taxi. If she said "Yeah, but you HAVE to eat my p*ssy if I do that." your response would probably be "WTF is wrong with you?" unless you were already intimate together.

It's not an exchange, you need to get that out of your head. You're just relaxing with someone, and sex may or may not happen.

 

[Serenity]

Work for it? Who has time for these games?

I know right? Why watch a long movie build up tension, let's just get to the point and see how it all turns out, that's fun...

You're extremely impatient. Women want fun, that to them isn't just to come over, hump on your cöck and leave again. That becomes boring REALLY fast.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Mostly too forward but I'd say that translated to a bit creepy too. Basically if you're hanging out on a first date with a woman, there shouldn't be an expectation of sex. If you bought her an Uber, that doesn't mean she has to suck your d*ck.

Imagine if you were a bit drunk and asked a girl you knew to get you a taxi. If she said "Yeah, but you HAVE to eat my p*ssy if I do that." your response would probably be "WTF is wrong with you?" unless you were already intimate together.

It's not an exchange, you need to get that out of your head. You're just relaxing with someone, and sex may or may not happen.

Maybe that's how YOU do things, but I am busy and don't have time for that.

I do not desire to lay under the stars and talk about constellations and hope for a peck on the cheek like you do.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I know right? Why watch a long movie build up tension, let's just get to the point and see how it all turns out, that's fun...

You're extremely impatient. Women want fun, that to them isn't just to come over, hump on your cöck and leave again. That becomes boring REALLY fast.

I already know how the movie ends.

But in fact, she said she wanted a RELATIONSHIP, which is something I'm unwilling to do. It serves me no purpose to align my life with a female.

 

[Serenity]

I already know how the movie ends.

It will keep ending that way for as long as you know how it will end. Self-fulfilling prophecies are no joke.

 

[Spaz]

For months its been either a new different story or more of the same, with the same endings and end up with the same conclusions.

And the words; I've had more hot women then any of you, I have a bionic d1ck, I don't have time to waste on women etc etc keeps cropping up without fail.

 

[The Diver]

But in fact, she said she wanted a RELATIONSHIP, which is something I'm unwilling to do. It serves me no purpose to align my life with a female.

The simple truth is, you don't want a relationship b'cos you afraid to be in one.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

It will keep ending that way for as long as you know how it will end. Self-fulfilling prophecies are no joke.

I meant that I already know what sex is like. The ending of the movie is no surprise.

Now what I could have done is...

Go on the date. Charm her/impress her or whatever. Then she'll come back to my place. Then, a relationship wouldn't be necessary and I would have gotten what I wanted. Perhaps she could have been a "plate" as you guys call it, but I think it's doubtful that a girl looking for a relationship would want to be somebody's "booty call" for very long.

Although if I did go on the date, perhaps I would have just bored her like I did the last time I went on one. (Not including the 19yo who I went out to eat with after sex).

I really can't tell you how to make eating food with someone fun. Does she want me to tell entertaining stories as I shove pasta in my mouth?

 

[RichardTheFrog]

The simple truth is, you don't want a relationship b'cos you afraid to be in one.

It's actually NOT the truth.

Are you so delusional that you think you know complete strangers better than they know themselves?

 

[Serenity]

I meant that I already know what sex is like. The ending of the movie is no surprise.

Perhaps not, but it's not the ending that is the entertainment of a movie. What I meant to say is that there's more to male and female interaction than smashing reproductive organs together.

Charm her/impress her or whatever.

No! Fvcks sake! Stop seeing everything as one sided. It's not one trying to impress the other, such an interaction is sh!t. Laugh about stuff, make jokes, have fun! I'm not sure if you even have a sense of humor, you always seem so serious, gloomy and boring.

I think it's doubtful that a girl looking for a relationship would want to be somebody's "booty call" for very long.

Fair enough for this girl. I'm talking more generally though, like with girls not looking for a relationship, they still seek fun.

 

[zekko]

Mostly too forward but I'd say that translated to a bit creepy too. Basically if you're hanging out on a first date with a woman, there shouldn't be an expectation of sex. If you bought her an Uber, that doesn't mean she has to suck your d*ck.

ASD. Even if a woman knows there is likely to be sex, she wants to have some deniability, and be able to say it "just happened". Well, most girls anyway.
Also, to say "when you get here you have to suck my d!ck" takes all the imagination out of it.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

ASD. Even if a woman knows there is likely to be sex, she wants to have some deniability, and be able to say it "just happened". Well, most girls anyway.
Also, to say "when you get here you have to suck my d!ck" takes all the imagination out of it.

Haha. I know, but it's worked before.

 

[zekko]

Haha. I know, but it's worked before.

I have no doubt it can work. I've been pretty blunt on occasion myself, it depends on the type of girl mostly.
Then there is the "apocalyptic opener", which has been documented to work a certain percentage of the time.
But generally speaking, "civilian" girls probably respond better to a more subtle approach.