Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Putin is Alpha as fuuurk!Putin is the most alpha male ever existed on this planet. Trump is next.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Trump isn't your average SoSuave poster though. He's worth more than $3 billion, plus he's president, which comes with perks of its own. This is while he's on his third marriage. He can lose half of his money in a divorce (which isn't likely), and he'll still be a frigging billionaire. You just can't compare mega rich celebrities with the kind of guys on this forum, Trump is rich enough to marry and divorce and not give a sh!t. He's going to come out okay regardless.The fact that Trump keeps getting married just proves the man is a weak @ss b!tch.... what a fool. You get married once and get taken to the cleaners... okay... sh!t I did the same, it happens, so you go and get married again.... hmmmmm... not sure if that makes sense but okay.... BUT then you do it again!!!! REALLY. The latest soon-to-be former Mrs. Trump is going to fvcking own his @ss.
Agreed. Putin #1, Trump #2, Logicallefty #3Putin is the most alpha male ever existed on this planet. Trump is next.
He has more money than your entire family will ever have and can afford to lose half his money in a divorce and still be one of the richest men in America.Trump is not an Alpha male because he is at the root of his personality VERY dishonest. Putin is definitely an Alpha male.
Imagine what would happen with Putin if a 'porn-star scandal' popped up. Would he pay off the chick in a very weak NDA, hiding who he was behind lawyers, sending out lawyers to physically threaten the woman. No Putin would just say "Yea, well I fvck Porn-stars... so what?"
The fact that Trump keeps getting married just proves the man is a weak @ss b!tch.... what a fool. You get married once and get taken to the cleaners... okay... sh!t I did the same, it happens, so you go and get married again.... hmmmmm... not sure if that makes sense but okay.... BUT then you do it again!!!! REALLY. The latest soon-to-be former Mrs. Trump is going to fvcking own his @ss.
Trump even lies about how much money he has and what he is worth. His name calling and bullying is just weak behavior. Deep down all bullies suffer from from an inferiority complex. The only people I know that "Tweet" more than Trump are teenage girls... he's a weak @ss little B!TCH. He's nothing but a diva... If Oprah runs for President it will be a battle of diva queens.... and the only loser will be the American people.He has more money than your entire family will ever have and can afford to lose half his money in a divorce and still be one of the richest men in America.
Putin is honest? Lol
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My point is why does he think he needs to marry? And if you are going to get married, then you need to stop fvcking porn stars and playmates. I really don't give a sh!t about who he screws, but when your sex life becomes something you have to hide, then you are a weak man. Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are just deep down very weak men.Trump isn't your average SoSuave poster though. He's worth more than $3 billion, plus he's president, which comes with perks of its own. This is while he's on his third marriage. He can lose half of his money in a divorce (which isn't likely), and he'll still be a frigging billionaire. You just can't compare mega rich celebrities with the kind of guys on this forum, Trump is rich enough to marry and divorce and not give a sh!t. He's going to come out okay regardless.
FacepalmPutin is the most alpha male ever existed on this planet. Trump is next.
Not sure if cereal?Yes or no and why?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Not sure why people try and use the “daddy’s money” thing against him.Neither does starting a business using $10 million of Daddy's money and then claiming you're a financial wunderkind without comparison.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.