Serenity
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To everyone else: I guess I spoke too much truth here...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
More plastic surgery...
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
RichardTheFrog
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And now for 40 days of aftercare.
12-15 pills/day. About 100 minutes of daily massaging and shaping, and various ointments applied twice per day. Replace bandages every 3 days.
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PS: I really wish this site would allow larger pictures to be uploaded so I don't have to use Dropbox every time.
12-15 pills/day. About 100 minutes of daily massaging and shaping, and various ointments applied twice per day. Replace bandages every 3 days.
(Reserved for picture)
PS: I really wish this site would allow larger pictures to be uploaded so I don't have to use Dropbox every time.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
This is amazing. I haven't had to take a single painkiller yet. Last time, it was agonizing.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w1hdoul9esogdyr/0228181904.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w1hdoul9esogdyr/0228181904.jpg?dl=0
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Tomorrow is my first day that I change bandages. When I had this procedure in 2016, I was so petrified by what I saw that I spent the next month in deep depression panicking every second of the day that I had ruined my life.
I'm prepared this time. I know it's gonna be ugly for a few weeks.
I'm prepared this time. I know it's gonna be ugly for a few weeks.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
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I will send them to you in private if you want. As long as you don't send them to anyone else.
sazc
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StrayCat
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I have no idea why you did this to yourself. To impress hookers? WTF? What's your purpose in life? Is it just to bang paid for puzzy? Obviously, if you have this much money to blow on hookers and surgery, you have to have some brains. Have you considered getting your head examined by a professional? Not trying to be mean, just concerned about your well being. This is not normal male behavior. Who are you trying to get approval from? Strange b!tches who you have to pay to sleep with you? Come on man. You can do more in your life than this..
RichardTheFrog
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I don't know enough about you for you to talk to me in such a personal manner.
I never heard of you until 2 seconds ago.
Obviously I wouldn't be here if I just wanted to pay to have sex the rest of my life. But I see no end in sight, especially with girls that are hot.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
StrayCat
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That's your problem, not mine. Just giving you some creative advice. Advice is worth what you paid for it. Your choice on what you want to do with it.
Well, that's a lie. You've responded in some of my posts over the last week or two.
QuadDeuces
Master Don Juan
No amount of plastic surgery, 10hb hookers, or money will make you happy if you don't love yourself.
Watch some videos by Eckhart Tolle or something about the pain body maybe it resonates with you.
Watch some videos by Eckhart Tolle or something about the pain body maybe it resonates with you.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
I can't love myself if girls don't find me attractive because that means there's something wrong with me.
You're asking me to live in denial.
And the plastic surgery is to make the girls happy, btw. I don't necessarily enjoy mutilating myself.
QuadDeuces
Master Don Juan
Start to love yourself first, own your imperfections, and don't be so hard on yourself.
Feeling angry about the things you don't have/are will bring you more suffering.
Be grateful for everything you are and do have.
Women don't make you happy if you are not happy yourself.
Speedy recovery bro
Feeling angry about the things you don't have/are will bring you more suffering.
Be grateful for everything you are and do have.
Women don't make you happy if you are not happy yourself.
Speedy recovery bro
RichardTheFrog
Banned
I have nothing. My life is completely empty.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Milano
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That is not true m8, you have a fat **** and wallet
RichardTheFrog
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I don't remember posting that.
That was SOOO 12 hours ago.
You should the girls I'm talking to on SA right now. Perfect 10's.
I guess the only thing I'm missing could be cured by going out and socializing. But I currently have bandages on my d1ck. By the time they're off, I might have a Lamborghini.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
I changed bandages for the first time 5 hours ago. It is SO ugly that you could never imagine a girl would want to touch it.
But I know this is normal and will be okay in 3 weeks.
But worse, the pain has started. I thought I was magically going to skip the pain this time. Apparently not. Last time, I was screaming so bad my neighbors could hear, even with painkillers.
I so badly wish I could post a pic of how it looks. You can't truly appreciate it without a picture. And @sazc , there are no pictures of this online, I checked.
Mods: Would I get kicked off?
But I know this is normal and will be okay in 3 weeks.
But worse, the pain has started. I thought I was magically going to skip the pain this time. Apparently not. Last time, I was screaming so bad my neighbors could hear, even with painkillers.
I so badly wish I could post a pic of how it looks. You can't truly appreciate it without a picture. And @sazc , there are no pictures of this online, I checked.
Mods: Would I get kicked off?
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Ouch!
Why did I do this to myself?
It will be worth it. Had to take one of the Tylenol 4's. Hope I didn't just start a painkiller addiction. I doubt it.
Why did I do this to myself?
It will be worth it. Had to take one of the Tylenol 4's. Hope I didn't just start a painkiller addiction. I doubt it.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Second rewrap day. Looks slightly more normal than it did 3 days ago, but it still looks like some horribly grotesque disgusting thing from a horror movie that not even a prostitute would want to touch or even look at it.
Also, pretty decent sized cut from tightness of bandages/rubber band. Sometimes you can't avoid these things. That's what triple antibiotic and a Bandaid is for, as per the instructions.
Luckily, I know from last time that it will look like a normal body part at around the 3.5 week mark, which is about March 25th.
I'm sure you all care.
Also, pretty decent sized cut from tightness of bandages/rubber band. Sometimes you can't avoid these things. That's what triple antibiotic and a Bandaid is for, as per the instructions.
Luckily, I know from last time that it will look like a normal body part at around the 3.5 week mark, which is about March 25th.
I'm sure you all care.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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