Funny your reference to the broom. I do this one when I am meeting a chick for the first time in like a bar or restaurant:As above really, be good to all share some C+F comebacks
mines
"Why dont ya get your cute little ass on your broom, fly over mine and sweep my drive"
its a loved one that.......
Fire away
hahaha I love it!! lmfaoI can't remember where I read it but I really like "Send nudes so I know you got home safe. xx". Not sure why but I find it hilarious. It's kinda subversive I guess, dirty and caring.