Somebody who is very good with online dating help me write a profile

[bigdave17]

I've been trying to start an online profile on match/eharmony/bumble/etc... and I'm seriously dumbfounded at what to say about myself. Anything I say feels unbelievably awkward


can I pm one of you guys my personal info and you can write a profile for me??

 

[RichardTheFrog]

You should have no trouble with your superior everything?

You're obviously better than 99.9999% of other human beings.

 

[bigdave17]

You should have no trouble with your superior everything?

You're obviously better than 99.9999% of other human beings.

no brah I feel awkward writing about myself

 

[bigdave17]

anybody?

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

I've been trying to start an online profile on match/eharmony/bumble/etc... and I'm seriously dumbfounded at what to say about myself. Anything I say feels unbelievably awkward


can I pm one of you guys my personal info and you can write a profile for me??

Good profile pics. Look at upworks. You can likely find someone who is a good writer who can do it for cheap. I've been thinking about getting a student in photography to set me up with pics that are semi professionally done. I also intend to do more pics training, traveling, and in group.

 

[Murk]

Regarding good pics: what happens when you meet them in real life and look worse than your pics?

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

In my opinion the written part of an online profile matters very little. Photos are key. I encourage you to invest the majority of your time and energy on posting quality pics. 3 at minimum. 12 max. 2-3 mirror-selfies max are OK in my opinion. If you have a well-built physique then feature 1 shirtless photo, preferably one of yourself at the beach or outdoors exercising.

I prefer to keep my written profile purposefully generic and common. 6 sentences MAX. No need to be charming or witty. Just 3-6 plain-jane type sentences conveying your passion(s) and womanly preferences.

In the salary section insert a MINIMUM 50k or don't fill it in at all.

Match.com has canned profiles from which you can select.

In my opinion the main objective of the written profile is to convey 100% vanilla and normal. They just need to know you're not crazy or desparate.

Nice post.

Look. Students are in need of money. You can find a photography student, graphic designer or marketing college kid for pretty cheap. You can acquire near professional pics and just maximize an avenue you likely did not before. I am not big on selfies but for online game, you pretty much have to do it. Group pics are not the way to go. Good pics and nothing try hard like pics of hot women in group with you lol

As for salary, I do not include it in there as I am a entrepreneur which to most women means "unemployed." Female hypergamy knows no bounds. Meanwhile, the same woman is a woman's study major or liberal arts major with a minor in transgender studies (because this pays well lol). I do not notify women of my living conditions, business, home owner status, etc. I do not want a woman around once I have a liquid million dollars cash in the bank or multiple owned homes.

One of my mates, he is young blood, lives with parents but, he bought a house. He rents it out and every month, he gets paid. Of course, women are going to want him but, he may as well paint a target on his back to notify girls this. Its a fools game.


@ TS, mate, I am not saying don't use tinder/bumble/online. I will warn you, it is a cuck fest and cesspool of liberal women, SJWs, feminists, single moms, sluts, 6s, and typically really flawed women. You could pull some girl who is already pregnant from the dude who wont give her the ring. Of course, that's your baby, and then, your resources or extracted.

Do online game but, do not ***** out from actual cold approach and hitting on babes everywhere.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

Regarding good pics: what happens when you meet them in real life and look worse than your pics?

Been the case for me. I got catfished over Xmas over a year ago. Girl posted pics from her high school or freshman years of college. Age? 23. Present day, she made Free Willy look small.

I legit said BRB, got in my car, and did a ****ing burn away. School boy error. ALWAYS USE SNAPCHAT to weed out whales.

 

[ubercat]

@Espi I m aware of Studies showing that woman ate more attracted to unsmiling photos. What do you think of having one Poker Face Vic not looking directly at the camera as your main pic. And then having pics with a smile in your social group photos

 

[skinnyguy]

I do very well online, considering I am not a looker really.

Depends on what you want. If you want hot lays with hot chicks I would ask some of the otyher casenovas. If you are a bit blue pil and not an MRA (i.e. you want to try to find a nice girlfriend) I have done well on this basis.

Don't forget, OLD is more about effort and investment finding opportunities,than having a mega profile.

So you do well with ugly chicks?

 

[ubercat]

That's a great Point all these studies r percentage things. Ie not rules if your poker face makes you look like Ted Bundy on a bad day don't go with it.

 

[Von]

How much do you pay?

 

[ubercat]

Huh. Pay for what?

 

[Von]

Huh. Pay for what?

Paying me to write his profile.

I am a professional, professional get paid for their service

 

[ubercat]

I reckon my beer Google's r up there.

 

[bigdave17]

How much do you pay?

what's a reasonable offer?

 

[bigdave17]

bump