"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Unapologetically Myself

Epicurus

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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Always be who you are and never apologize for it.

At least that’s how I live my life. With family,

friends, women it don’t matter.

It’s beautiful to see how many individuals will​

gravitate towards you and join in on the journey

that you are partaking in. Personally ever since I

was a kid I’ve had problems with being humble. I

was in gifted since first grade, learned 3

languages and 3 instruments. Graduated top of

my class and got a full ride. It’s hard not to see

yourself as better than most. Even to this day.

Although I constantly do continue to work on that

as it is not necessarily healthy or something to be

proud of.

But it’s who I am. Especially with women and this

has massively affected my relationship life. They

love it because I AM ME. I do what I want. When I

want. How I want. We go on the dates I want. We

**** when I want. It’s either on my terms or no

terms. Because at the end of the day. She’s

jumping into my ship. Now this is not to say as

time passes and she earns some leeway I will not

make sacrifices and compromises. As long as

they know this only happens whenever I WANT.

BELIVE in yourself and the ability to always do

better. Or the fear of uncertainty will haunt you;

because humans are creatures of homeostasis.

But change is ALWAYS superior to complacency
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am a fulltime philosophy/psychology professor at a college.

This is awkward
Damn you're around all that fine tight college pus$y all day? I'm jealous.

Are you allowed to fvck your students?

I just realized why I'm not attracted to the girls down town. Because they're old and ugly. I need to get some fresh 19 year old stuff.

Too bad I'm trespassed from the local University campus for life. But I could check out the community college.
 

Epicurus

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Damn you're around all that fine tight college pus$y all day? I'm jealous.

Are you allowed to fvck your students?

I just realized why I'm not attracted to the girls down town. Because they're old and ugly. I need to get some fresh 19 year old stuff.

Too bad I'm trespassed from the local University campus for life. But I could check out the community college.
It’s a touchy subject.

You are “allowed” to. As long as they’re of age. But mostly if they have no association with you. Meaning if they’re not in a course that you’re teaching. Would be considered unethical and not a good look for the school.

As long as they’re NOT your student. Pretty much fair game
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Yea I have.

I don't even like kissing. Are you still in high school?

I have attracted and turned down girls that wouldn't even look at you as a man.

I am really tired of arguing with little kids on this site.
Everyone here is sick of your ****. Get your act together. You’re 5’7 and 130 lbs? I was taller and weighed more than that at 13. I was more manly than you at 13 so how could you say that you’ve attracted women who wouldn’t be interested in me? And why the he’ll are you even on this website if all you do is complain and talk about how making money will help you get laid? Damn dude, there has never been anyone on the history of sosuave who has just SUCKED at life as much as you. I mean for goodness sake you forgot how to walk and went to prison! Yet you think you’re hot ****. Don’t @ me acidhead.
 
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Everyone here is sick of your ****. Get your act together. You’re 5’7 and 130 lbs? I was taller and weighed more than that at 13. I was more manly than you at 13 so how could you say that you’ve attracted women who wouldn’t be interested in me? And why the he’ll are you even on this website if all you do is complain and talk about how making money will help you get laid? Damn dude, there has never been anyone on the history of sosuave who has just SUCKED at life as much as you. I mean for goodness sake you forgot how to walk and went to prison! Yet you think you’re hot ****. Don’t @ me acidhead.
@ImTheDoubleGreatest!

You're not manly. You're a wimp. Go away.

You fvck ugly girls if that.

So you're a fat kid?

PS: your mom sucks way more than I do
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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