RichardTheFrog
Banned
What are your ads like? Do you go on dates or straight to the house? All I've gotten are bots and scams.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Anyone ever had luck on Craigslist?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Sneaky Pete
Don Juan
I've only posted a few, short and sweet ads over the last year. They all have served me well, a few good photos does wonders. Meeting at a public place for a drink or two is a good start. After a couple of drinks I can tell if she's DTF or not. My place is always clean and ready to go. I try to meet in places that are close to my apartment so we don't have far to go to go fvck.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
But can you give me an example of the ad text?
I posted one yesterday that said "Come Try The Amazing Bionic D1ck" with d1ck pics and got only bots lol
Epicurus
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Sneaky Pete
Don Juan
I didnt put **** pics in my ad, but included one with a few other -good - shots of me in my response to their replies.
Offering to host does make a difference.
Here's today's ad (I've already gotten two real replies. Title: Seeking A 420 Friendly Female
"Attractive, tall, laid back, squeaky clean, 26yo male with great oral skills is looking for a clean woman who is hwp and 420 friendly for an awesome time this evening. I can host or come by you, whatever works. Any age (as long as legal!) and race are fine with me. Please put your favorite movie in the subject line to deter spam. Thanks
"This subject line does help weed out a bit, and I get to know a bit about them based on what they pick for a movie. I don't fvck all that reply but I can pretty much take my pic and spin lots of plates.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Wow. Yea I think doing drugs helps. Unfortunately, I don't.I didnt put **** pics in my ad, but included one with a few other -good - shots of me in my response to their replies.
Offering to host does make a difference.
Here's today's ad (I've already gotten two real replies. Title: Seeking A 420 Friendly Female
"Attractive, tall, laid back, squeaky clean, 26yo male with great oral skills is looking for a clean woman who is hwp and 420 friendly for an awesome time this evening. I can host or come by you, whatever works. Any age (as long as legal!) and race are fine with me. Please put your favorite movie in the subject line to deter spam. Thanks
This subject line does help weed out a bit, and I get to know a bit about them based on what they pick for a movie. I don't fvck all that reply but I can pretty much take my pic and spin lots of plates.
Do you think it would work if you weren't tall? And I guess your pics back up the fact that you're attractive. I have no such confidence.
So you say that you send d1ck pics upon reply?
Sneaky Pete
Don Juan
Yes, I doubt it's my height they are after. Take or leave 420 - but I happen to like smoking and would prefer a female who will join me. The point is post something that relates to something you do care about - it could help find a plate with commonalities that will help charm her panties off. I don't immediately send a d!ck pic, much is based on her reply and what she shares in it, but ya know she wants to see it.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Other than sex, I don't expect to find much in common, or really care that much.
Does she like flipping houses? Even if she did, I wouldn't tell her how to do it because why would I?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
If you are a real estate investor, you could be scoring women left and right through the craigslist real estate for sale section. Have you ever dated a Realtor? Female salespeople tend to be attractive, in my observations at least. You would have something to talk about, and you might actually enjoy yourself whether you get laid or not. Such things are quite possible, but they are never going to happen when you declare them impossible from the outset.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
How could I get them through real estate for sale section? Pretend I'm interested in buying properties?
You're saying I should pretend to be interested in buying houses, then hope that the realtor is hot, single, and DTF? And will fvck me even if I don't buy the house? Lol.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I'm saying your negative mindset is holding you back. If you had the same attitude about real estate, you would never close a deal.
Sneaky Pete
Don Juan
He is correct that positive attitude makes a big difference w the plates. Give it try and get to spinning!
Makes sense to me
Positive and upbeat attracts more attention.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Misogyny doesn't help either.