"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I signed up with facebook... within 2 hours I was considering sucide and rather humans will survive

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I have the distinction of never having signed into facebook or creating a facebook account. I work on the internet all day when I'm not working the last thhing I want to do is be on a social media account. That and for the most part I'm a private person. I don't care what you're doing, i don't want you to know what i'm doing, the whole thing seemed stupid to me.


out of boredom I signed up today. After reading my fellow homo sepeian sepeian's thoughts on various matters of life, love and what not, I don'[t think we're going to make it.


And I mean, these are people I knew and searched for and friended ,. ,after reading some of their posts and going off on them for being simple minded idiots, and the coup de grace being me calling my wife's friend a stupid thot for hooking back up with her baby daddy fr the 18tht ime and telling alll these "fake biches" out there to leave her man alone, then telling her exactly what was going to happen in the future and why shoudn't6 it becuase you've already proven you don't have any self eteem and you can't do any better lol, I had to deactiavate my account


I kinda like the message feature. That's the best thing there. I like being able to calll people without giving them my number. But guys, shut this **** down. I promise you this isn't the real world. There are women who aren't this attention whorish, who have real interesting lives out there.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Facebook is bad, but Twitter is much worse IMO. Twitter is where human beings go to release underlying anger and frustration under the protection of the Internet. A couple years ago I had a Twitter and made the dumb mistake of 1) using my real name and 2) having a picture on it in my police uniform where you could clearly read what department I worked for. DUMB DUMB DUMB lefty. I posted some political stuff once and it pissed this b|tch from California off so bad that she actually took the time out of her busy life on Twitter to call my police department top dog/Administrator 2000 miles away and try to get me fired. I got questioned on it but in the end it came out OK. But it opened my eyes. I don't use my real name on anything online anymore.
 

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That’s what I’ve been saying since when I first joined this place and was a noob. Preach brother.
 

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Facebook is bad, but Twitter is much worse IMO. Twitter is where human beings go to release underlying anger and frustration under the protection of the Internet. A couple years ago I had a Twitter and made the dumb mistake of 1) using my real name and 2) having a picture on it in my police uniform where you could clearly read what department I worked for. DUMB DUMB DUMB lefty. I posted some political stuff once and it pissed this b|tch from California off so bad that she actually took the time out of her busy life on Twitter to call my police department top dog/Administrator 2000 miles away and try to get me fired. I got questioned on it but in the end it came out OK. But it opened my eyes. I don't use my real name on anything online anymore.
My father always said to do the same, since I was a little child (but for other reasons). My favorite name is First Name: Jack; Last Name: Ass. Though, sometimes you need to use śś or something because they don’t allow it on some places haha
 

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One girl i know made a post saying "bout to rolll one up bet u was in the car with these 2 bad bitches smoking this loud" and someone asked her where her son was, she said with her....the ***** just admited to child endagerment live on facebook

good god.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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One girl i know made a post saying "bout to rolll one up bet u was in the car with these 2 bad bitches smoking this loud" and someone asked her where her son was, she said with her....the ***** just admited to child endagerment live on facebook

good god.
Bitches be trippin
 
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