"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Tinder pickup lines
- Thread starter sosousage
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Her: yes/no...why do you ask?
Me: Because I want to smash your box
Note-Those interested and sexual will think its funny. Prudes and serious relationship seekers will unmatch immediately. I am fine with either lol.
lmao it doesnt sound that cool after translation to my langauge, but in english indeedMe: Do you recycle?
Her: yes/no...why do you ask?
Me: Because I want to smash your box
Note-Those interested and sexual will think its funny. Prudes and serious relationship seekers will unmatch immediately. I am fine with either lol.
lol email? are you getting successI've never used Tinder but in my opinion there's no pickup line needed...ever.
On the first email this is what I write:
"Wow you look terrific
On the second email this is what I write:
"I'd like you to join me for a drink. Will you meet me at (place) this (day) at (time)??"
will use that!
ApolloSunGod
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its actually work for me a couple of times..
me: do you like subway?
her: why?
Me: cause you got a foot long waiting..
pick up lines work if you have a few to work with spit game..
here i have no luck with anything. i try unique jokes basing on their photos but im only getting women that are texting with me for hours or days but when i ask about meeting she says no i then ask why she texts me and the answer is "I like to make fun of people" wtf dam it
i will try your ideas
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I will try match but afaik only tinder and badoo are working (for women only of course) in my country. i tried bumble and there was one girl only lol. ill check Match.
so you suggest me to just give my number after 30min talk saying i have to go? lol that might work
Building_and_Loan
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Please tell me you don't actually use that line. You want to give off the paranoid schizophrenic vibe?
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How old are you?I've never used Tinder but in my opinion there's no pickup line needed...ever.
On the first email this is what I write:
"Wow you look terrific
On the second email this is what I write:
"I'd like you to join me for a drink. Will you meet me at (place) this (day) at (time)??"
I'm genuinely curious, not making fun but I never thought it possible to game a chick through email.
Yeah I made that thread so people who actually want to share can do it. no need for statements "i will not give you my openers, you beta"emails? personalised msgs? WTF is going on with you people? way to waste time and look weird
I am not sharing my openers sorry
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.