Benefits of dating a single mom?

[thedevilmademedoit]

I was going through some old RSD clips and it's pretty good stuff. Now I remember why I spent $3,000 to go to that seminar shortly after The Game came out.

I've been practicing the abundance mindset recently and have broadened my horizons. In this hostile market I've lowered my standards to include single moms, fat women and long distance relationships.

I have a few questons.

1. Can I claim her kids as dependents on my tax return?
2. Do fat women eat all your food when you're in the shower?
3. The single mom I'm seeing has hired a hot babysitter. I've been building rapport and escalating while my single mom gf and her 6 kids play in the ball pit at the local arcade. Will I get caught?

And one question on the LDR:

1. Should I change my relationship status on Facebook? I met this girl on a phone call. I work for Comcast and she called to troubleshoot her bill and we talked on Skype. I think we're official now but i haven't consumated the relatiosnhip yet. Is it too soon?

I was hoping to get responses from:
A. The poster with the longest tenure, so @guru1000
B. The poster with the mos likes, so @bigneil
C. The poster with the most women named every months and seasons in his phone, so @BeTheChange
D. A female with an abundance mentality, so @BeExcellent
E. A methhead, so @backseatjuan
F. A foaming at the mouth anti-Semite, so @TheGambino

Thanks guys!

 

[Urbanyst]

I was going through some old RSD clips and it's pretty good stuff. Now I remember why I spent $3,000 to go to that seminar shortly after The Game came out.

I've been practicing the abundance mindset recently and have broadened my horizons. In this hostile market I've lowered my standards to include single moms, fat women and long distance relationships.

I have a few questons.

1. Can I claim her kids as dependents on my tax return?

Lowering your standards is a desperate move.

NO you can't claim her kids. There is no law or court for people who play house.

2. Do fat women eat all your food when you're in the shower?

Why would being in the shower make a difference?

3. The single mom I'm seeing has hired a hot babysitter. I've been building rapport and escalating while my single mom gf and her 6 kids play in the ball pit at the local arcade. Will I get caught?

Yes.

And one question on the LDR:

1. Should I change my relationship status on Facebook? I met this girl on a phone call. I work for Comcast and she called to troubleshoot her bill and we talked on Skype. I think we're official now but i haven't consumated the relatiosnhip yet. Is it too soon?

No. Buy an engagement ring today.

TROLL questions get TROLL answers lol.

 

[Chev.Chelios]

Youre going down dangerous path.