"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Red Flag?? Yes or No ..

devilkingx2

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Just to report back on this crazy beyach. I hear people on these boards complaining about cluster b's it makes me wonder what cluster this chick is in it must be like cluster z.

So the chick starts showing me her facebook... she flips through some photos and pulls her phone away and says "oopse don't look at that, I TOOK PICTURES OF MY ABORTIONS."

This crazy Beyach posted pictures of her abortions on Facebook. Not only that she has all these pictures of dead deers. There was one pic of a dead deer that didn't make it over a fence. She commented.."Yeah he obviously didn't make it" and half chuckled. Then there were all these pictures of deer being gutted.

Abortion pictures on facebook.. red flag? .... yup

I never met this kinda crazy before.
she sounds extremely morbid

if you're lucky she's just an emo or a goth chick who's really ****ing hardcore about it or a 4channer (internet denizen with a very dark sense of humor) or some ****

if you're not, she's female dexter. (the killer not the scientist)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That would've been the most amusing conversation of my life. I have fun with people like her. They usually are oblivious. Would not smash.

Have to say though fam, your story sounds a little far fetched. She uoloaded pictures of her abortion? Im pretty sure she wouldn't of had the opportunity to take pictures. Unless she had the abortion in her backyard. Docs dont usually flaunt dead fetuses around for people to photograph. Somethings fishy here.
 

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Chicks who have had abortions are freaks. It just means she loves sex, but doesn't give af about condoms, so the responsibility will be in your hands at all times. She's one of those real nasty chicks who gets real wet and asks you to take the condom off so she can "feel" it. U must remain strong. Women love the feeling of a man busting in them, just as much as we love doing it lol
 

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That would've been the most amusing conversation of my life. I have fun with people like her. They usually are oblivious. Would not smash.

Have to say though fam, your story sounds a little far fetched. She uoloaded pictures of her abortion? Im pretty sure she wouldn't of had the opportunity to take pictures. Unless she had the abortion in her backyard. Docs dont usually flaunt dead fetuses around for people to photograph. Somethings fishy here.

I am friends with the rest of the people in her former social circle. They ALL have warned me about her facebook pictures. We ALL know about the "Pictures of her dead fetuses on facebook." While I have not seen the abortions/miscarriage photos, she keeps going back and forth between it was a miscarriage or abortion, I have seen the dead deers.

I am sick to my stomach talking about her, I am about to eat soon, so I need to stop.

This is just a fair warning to all my guys out there, a perfectly normal looking white girl from the suburbs, can turn out to be a creepy sicko baby killer.

nuff said.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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