I have one day to try and get my new coworker, any tips, tricks, ideas, etc.?

[devilkingx2]

new girl at work, she's going to work around the sameish shift as me tomorrow(and she's going to work at the front desk, which is near where I usually am), but only on tuesdays, I essentially have one day to get the girl, which... would be a speed record for me(I've been working on getting sh!t done faster). so, how should I go about this? (don't worry, my last day at this place is june 8th and I've been flirting with coworkers since I started here in april, so nothing could possibly go wrong)

I figured I might as well make a thread about it to get some outside perspective before the sprint begins

EDIT: few details that could be relevant: we work at a YMCA, the girl appears to be asian and around my age, the only thing I know about her is her name, she's a permanent employee but i'm just an intern and she's pretty hot, might be tough to get.

 

[Masculinity]

1.Talk to her.
2. Bust her balls.
3. Be friendly and outgoing.
4. Get the #.
5. Go out & escalate.

 

[dude99]

1.Talk to her.
2. Bust her balls.
3. Be friendly and outgoing.
4. Get the #.
5. Go out & escalate.

Don't forget get number 6. Get written up or fired by your company for sexual harassment.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

 

[devilkingx2]

Don't forget get number 6. Get written up or fired by your company for sexual harassment.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

I would be so happy to get fired from that awful place tbh

 

[dude99]

I would be so happy to get fired from that awful place tbh

Then make your dismissal comedic poetry my friend

 

[alx]

please keep us posted. I have a new coworker too. Let's just say my dream of working with a beautiful woman is finally fulfilled. Difference is this is going to be a more long term engagment so I'm thinking the long game is much more preferable. I started on Monday so I need to at least prove I can do the job before making any moves, that's for sure. When you meet a beautiful woman at work who is smart and good at her job its almost like the pedestal is already there for her. Since I have the luxury of getting to know her slowly I will play it cool. I want to know more about this ball busting thing, how to do it and how to find out her flaws?

Usually in the past I found out women's flaws by falling out with them. That won't be an option now.

 

[Masculinity]

Don't forget get number 6. Get written up or fired by your company for sexual harassment.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Don't forget get number 6. Get written up or fired by your company for sexual harassment.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

The guy is quitting his job in two weeks.

 

[ubercat]

Since you don't seem to know too much about this girl try going with the stereotype. Asian chicks love talking about food. Sell a couple of Western and Asian places that have great whatever. Tell her you'll do a progressive dinner just get an appetizer at each place. That makes for a relatively cheap night you can bail any point and it's got a built-in venue change. Since your venue shifting anyway if she's getting touchy in a good way you can easily take her bar hopping

 

[devilkingx2]

The guy is quitting his job in two weeks.

It's a temporary internship so it ends in 2 weeks no matter what

 

[ubercat]

BTW if you do score a date by all means be the fun trendy young guy u r - you're both young. But if she hits you with some standard interview questions instead of messing with her I'd answer them seriously and passionately and then make a little joke afterwards. EG yeah I'm going to get into management I love organising people. People are so interesting. But not as interesting as you... pull her in.. little kiss on the cheek and little push away.

And go for hand holding early on when your venue shifting. Most Asian girls love that and it snaps them into girlfriend mode. When they are in girlfriend mode they believe it's their Duty to put out.

 

[devilkingx2]

guess I should update:

on the day in question, tuesday, I barely had a chance to talk to her because we were both so busy all day,

on thursday I found out that I'd be working with her two days next week, tuesday and friday,

today I find out that she has a boyfriend from my friend who goes "I told you that already" when we both know he didn't.

since I now know that talking to her will be a complete waste of time, I'm going to focus on the other girls that work there since i only have like a week and a half left