"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hi guys any chance to remove those filters that force us to use 0s instead of os?

I understand that no one here wants a forum that sounds like walmart on black friday but dont you think that those who often use such words wont have any problem with that anyway?

On the other side if we want to refer to ****y and funny most of people wont get **** out of what we are saying..
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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On the bright side, it looks like they got rid of that 10 post limit. Didn't they?
 

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Are you for real? Lighten up dude. I laughed out loud at his post. Consider my respect won.
Says a bystander who wasn't on the receiving end.

And why is that you've been jumping to the defense of everyone I've disagreed with today like the perpetual sidekick, as if they can't speak for themselves?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Perhaps you should follow the example led by Jesus where he said to turn the other cheek. You should also remember that the meek shall inherit the Earth, so perhaps you should quit trying to start debates with everyone.
Now who's bringing "religion" into the threads? ;)

Guys, we have a sensitive female troll in our midst.
Right. When someone calls you out for your annoying behavior, just call them a girl to avoid acknowledging it. Hey, it worked in elementary school. How mature.
 

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Now who's bringing "religion" into the threads?
As an atheist, I rarely bring up the topic of religion. Thanks to the religious cult I grew up in, I've probably read the bible more than you have.

Also, this thread was a throwaway because removal of the censors have been suggested since this place came into existence 17 years ago. Allen will likely never remove them.
 

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As an atheist, I rarely bring up the topic of religion. Thanks to the religious cult I grew up in, I've probably read the bible more than you have.
Sounds like we have the same story. I'm curious what finally turned you off religion, but I suspect no one wants me starting a tangent.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hypocrisy, absurdness, judgemental people, lies, corruption, FUD, control, child abuse, alienation, and I could probably go on. Although I don't consider it the word of God, I still see value in the bible.
As in it does have some valuable advice or the stories hold literary value? Or what value do you find in the Bible?

For me, I think it has some great advice for living (and some downright terrible advice too), and many of the stories are masterpieces from a literary perspective.
 

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Hypocrisy, absurdness, judgemental people, lies, corruption, FUD, control, child abuse, alienation, and I could probably go on. Although I don't consider it the word of God, I still see value in the bible.
I'm agnostic and agree with seeing value in at least some of the Bible. Some good verses in there about how women should behave. "Wife shall submit to her husband", "Women should remain silent in church", etc. but mention these to some American Christian woman and she may get very upset and start cussing at you like this :

"Those verses are not fvcking true you chovanistic son of a b!tch!!!! You are so fvcking full of sh!t and I hope you rot in he77!!! Suck my dirty cvnt!!!"
 

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As an atheist, I rarely bring up the topic of religion. Thanks to the religious cult I grew up in, I've probably read the bible more than you have.
I consider myself a Christian, but I respect the hell out of your beliefs. Most Atheists have never read the Bible. If you have studied it, and chosen not to believe, then I think you have more credibility than the typical sh!t-talking, know-it-all, Internet Atheist.
 
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