resilient
Master Don Juan
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Augustus_McCrae
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LMAO!!! He looks positively ecstatic. The looks on each of their faces is absolutely priceless.
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taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
That guy admitted he stole the pic from reddit, and made up the title. The comments are "as if" it were a real divorce self.
You want a divorce selfie? Here's the real dirt:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-snap-outside-court-capture-end-marriage.html
Take the time to read through that ^ that's some pretty funny shyte.
Now imagine any of these women in a "serious" relationship where they are called upon to be a real wife, real partner, real companion and real fbudy, you know, expecting them to pull their weight in the relationship. Now tell me again why most western men are not interested in getting married. No wonder men all over the world outside of the west think western men are a bunch of cucks. We can't even control our women, how the hell are we going to defend our countries again?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.